"Being tall has its advantages, but not many."
Big Dave,
Come on now, being tall has many advantages. Here are a few off the top of my head, which you typically can't see 'cause I'm 6'8".
-Hi capacity pistols aren't too big for your hands.
-Keeps you out of a lot of fights and those that are dumb enough to try are usually short drunk guys, easy prey.
-There's no such thing as a bad seat at a concert.
-Your wife can always find you in a crowd.
-Often mistaken for professional athletes, I've signed dozens of autographs.
-Most people can't see your bald spot.
-Women dig big guys.
-It's much cooler to be known as "Big Dave" than "Little Dave".
I've been this tall since I was 14 and I wouldn't trade places with a short guy for anything.
Big Ry