BrianH Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I never fail to find amusement in the titles spammers use on their emails, but this one really made me LMAO when I saw it.... "micr0shit pr0 critical update" I just keep laughing....I don't know whyyyyyyyyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Some of the titles can be hilarious.....but as you can see from this screenshot of my spamfilter...theres not much humor left anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I don't know why I keep getting the emails asking if I want larger breasts. Why would I want that? I would have to start wearing a man-bra which would lead to more laundry and I already have a difficult enough time dealing with what I already have. Also, I don't think I could fasten it. I can't reach around my back like that. Up until know I've only had practice taking them off. I've never considered having to put one together. It would also take longer to get ready in the morning. I would have to decide on "underwired for cleavage or padded for comfort?" right after I answered the age old "boxers or briefs today?" question. Too much debate in the morning. Don't get me wrong. I'm for large breasts. I like large breasts. I'm all about large breasts. Sure I want large breasts. Just not on me. I think those emails are wasted on me. Even the ones that say I could do it naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I don't know why I keep getting the emails asking if I want larger breasts. Why would I want that? I would have to start wearing a man-bra which would lead to more laundry and I already have a difficult enough time dealing with what I already have. Also, I don't think I could fasten it. I can't reach around my back like that. Up until know I've only had practice taking them off. I've never considered having to put one together. It would also take longer to get ready in the morning. I would have to decide on "underwired for cleavage or padded for comfort?" right after I answered the age old "boxers or briefs today?" question. Too much debate in the morning. Don't get me wrong. I'm for large breasts. I like large breasts. I'm all about large breasts. Sure I want large breasts. Just not on me. I think those emails are wasted on me. Even the ones that say I could do it naturally. The other problem is that you would end up staring at yourself in the mirror for WAY too long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Rarely do I receive spam but when I do it's usually about software or computer crap... Yesterday's humorous spam was about software--for some kinda dirt-cheap prices one and all. Right. Well, in just looking down the list I saw that I already HAD all of them anyway. Sorry, spammer, you just wasted your time on ME. I don't get the ones offering larger breasts. Because I stay away from the sites that might lead to that kind of thing........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Because I stay away from the sites that might lead to that kind of thing........ What kind of site leads to larger breasts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 The kind that fill your computer full of spam, bots, viruses and stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Because I stay away from the sites that might lead to that kind of thing........ What kind of site leads to larger breasts? Pr0n sites dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay1 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Funny thing is that I might get one piece of spam per month. I have my internet options set to not allow cookies and to prompt every site that requests one on my machine. If it is a chat board like this I allow it and banking sites etc. I just don't allow cookies by everyone out there and I think that has really stopped the junk mail. Sig Lady, nice way to handle the boys. Sex is a constant thought among us males, you shut 'em down, but you did it without using a sledge hammer. Rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 SledgeHammerPorn.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "Sex is a constant thought among us males..." LOL...! Don't limit yourself...! It works directly both ways. Trust me. SiG Lady knows. Heck, people can surf wherever they like... it's just that some sites do have persistent electronic diseases dripping off of them and should be avoided in order to stay electronically un-sick. Mostly pr0n sites and blatantly weird political sites. I only get computer and geeky spam, mostly--what little I do get. And that's bad enough. I wouldn't click on that sledgehammer site if I were you......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman33_99 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE S Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Seen that, is going to take a long time to get that picture out of my mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I hate you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robomanusa Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 What kind of site leads to larger breasts? If you find one, please pass it on to me so I can forward it to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 "Seen that, is going to take a long time to get that picture out of my mind..." Not to mention out of my computer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I wonder if that's what Meatloaf's breastesses looked like in "Fight Club". Did I type that out loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 What kind of site leads to larger breasts? If you find one, please pass it on to me so I can forward it to my wife. Reminds me of a joke: A man and his wife are sitting together. She tells him,"I need $8,000 for breast enlargement surgery." He tells her, "Just take tissue and wipe it between your breasts." She asks, "How is that supposed to work?" He tells her, "I'm not sure, but it worked on your butt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "Seen that, is going to take a long time to get that picture out of my mind..." Not to mention out of my computer!! He needs a man-bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 That's just...just...just.....ain't right dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old shooter Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Man, it's going to be months before I feel like looking at another breast...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 "That's just...just...just.....ain't right." Boy, you got THAT right!!!It's a downright unholy contradiction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Sherman Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Post Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Oh, I think I work with that guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessej Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Aw crap why u do that to us?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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