jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 The IDPA is an evil mockery of the shooting sports run by the Hitler of modern gaming and his council of evil cronies. The fact that people feel they NEED A FREAKING LETTER FROM LITTLE ROCK TO SHOOT A CERTAIN WAY OR USE CERTAIN EQUIPMENT IS INSANE!!!!! Furthermore Glocks suck and the only good gun designs ever made were by John Moses Browning! Light guns are better than heavy guns! We should give prizes to division winners ahead of overall winners! You should shoot a classifier a million times untill you get it perfect! HAH!!!! Chew on that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Feel better now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipster Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Don't, Stop! Don't, Stop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 Remember kids, you don't actually have to believe in any of this stuff, have any evidence to back up your statements, or really even give a damn, just as long as you have fun with it. Oh, and power factors should be eliminated and the minimum caliber allowed should be .32acp! (Edited by jhgtyre at 9:38 am on Oct. 11, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Freaking mother of god!... are we allowed to DO this kind of thing here...????!!!! Jeez, and I've been trying to be polite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 jhgtyre, I apoligize for my hand in any of the above mentioned diversions. SigL, you can post any rant you want in the hate forums...and it is good manners to let the ranter rant. (Edited by Flexmoney at 12:25 pm on Oct. 11, 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 It is all in jest SiG Lady. Somebody started a just for fun flame post long ago which was great fun and I was bored so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 Flex, No apologies needed. Feel free to crush me, coat me in Tenifer, bash my head in with a Seattle Slug, whatever you want! I just wanted a little friendly flame war to make the day go by faster. So come on, somebody hop in the ring! -jhgtyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkmccoy Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Thought about posting in the Equipment "Pot stirring" thread but it is far more appropriate here. We should eliminate USPSA open division. They aren't "real" guns and they are way tool loud for the spectators. Probably doesn't take much talent to run one of those things anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 How 'bout...Sure Todd Jarrett wins, he was a track star in High School. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Flexmoney: You are really starting to piss me off. Let's not mess with jhgtyre's perfectly good flame war. I am going to go start my own thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Far be it from me to stop ANY of this. It's entertaining (and revealing)...! Rant-quality statement: I HATE POLYMER FRAMES!! There, I said it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 Ahh! I can feel the flaming heat cut through the arctic temps of my cubicle. Excellent work! Now what we need is a division just for Open class Glock Revolvers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Let's bring back the Ameoba target & cut the "heads" off all the poppers. That way we can make the sport more appealing to die-hard hippies and John McCain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 If you don't like John McCain's politics just wait a few weeks and they will change. John McCain, Hanoi Jane, Traitors to any cause. Seek fame, avoid blame, Act without time for pause, Forethought all but forgotten. Flower scent your speech, Masking morals gone rotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Yeah, Flex, and TGO only won Limited 'cause he had a cheater gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipster Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 What really pissed me off is when I got a call from the School telling me that they are sending my son home because of the T-shirt that he is wearing, it brakes the zero tolerance that the school district has about guns. It is a junior shooting camp T-shirt that has shadow pictures of a rifle shooter, a shotgun shooter, and a pistol shooter with the words NRA junior shooting camp below the pictures. After calling the Principle, and the school superintendent and telling them that they are a bunch of morons, (respectfully of course, for the first 10 minutes of the conversation) then I started pissing in their cheerios for another 10 minutes. I just can’t believe it. Thank you for the Friday Flame and Rant. I only feel a little better, but better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 Glad to be of service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Yea, well anybody can shoot Open guns. I have no idea how they miss with them. Looks so easy. Only real men shoot a .45. Wimps sign up with anything else. And the scoring system in IPSC stinks too. Hey this is kind of fun being a baby. Easy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 And only 230gr fmj rn should be allowed to score major! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 No Shoot targets should be a different shape than regular shoot targets. At the last local match I engaged the NS by mistake...no my fault, they looked too much alike. That cost me 40 points in penalties...the stage designer shouldn't have put the NS so close...it was too hard... (this is fun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhgtyre Posted October 11, 2002 Author Share Posted October 11, 2002 No shoot targets should look like the MD! Or the RO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 you mean old, fat and slow? they can't shoot anymore, so they are just out to get you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDean Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 ...and what's with all these long-ass dust covers? Talk about a bunch of sheep! How many of the current top dawgs actaully shoot one? Rob, Jerry, Todd, Ron? What a gimick! heck, if you're a good shooter, you're a good shooter. If you suck, quit thinking gimicks will make you any better. PRACTICE MORE!! (I hope I didn't go to far there ) "..We should eliminate USPSA open division. They aren't "real" guns and they are way tool loud for the spectators. Probably doesn't take much talent to run one of those things anyway...." -jkmccoy That's great! hehehehe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 all men are evil pigs and they can't shoot and they just need to sit down and shut up and let us women run the place - However, this is a benevelant dictatorship and i'm feeling kinda nice today, so i'll let you keep your damn remote I'M BAAAAAAAAACK - didja miss me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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