this one remains unanswered...
"here's an old one:
Newcastle Brown, I'm tellin' you, it can sure smack you down;
Take a greasy whore and a rollin' dance floor,
It's got your head spinnin' round.
If you live on the road, well there's a new highway code;
You take the urban noise with some dirt with poison,
It's gonna lessen your load."