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  1. Hey, you're married right, That's not allowed I'm the single one. i'm still a man! btw, she would look good holding a rock! and btw, the restraining order has expired... wait, there is so many restraining orders, i'll have to check and get back to you. lynn
  2. matt, i thought the same thing. kewl photo lynn
  3. 1. =(I2/K2) the copy and paste to all the cell you want divided. 2. =(p2+q2)/2 lynn p.s. i can send you sample spread sheet if you want.
  4. hey phil, check out max davidson's ffpp design: http://www.gunsteel.com/ipscpop.html lynn
  5. Exactly what I was thinking. Those baskets didn't make near the neat horse-clopping noise as the coconuts in Monty Python. i'm sure there was some alcohol involved. lynn
  6. International Rules of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. ( The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. © After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. 9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. 10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. 11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. 12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. 13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. 14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. 15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. 16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. 17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight. 18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. 19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer. 20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response. 21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: (a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! ( C'mon, give me one more! Harder! © Another set and we can hit the showers! 22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. 23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. 24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs. 25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. 26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue. 27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. 28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. The International Council of Manhood, Ltd
  7. yes, some of the descriptions have been changed. some of the stages were also changed a little. as we walked through one stage just after registration, the staff realized they had a 34-round stage! more than a few people had already walked it and left. just before we shot stage 13 someone noticed that the clamshell target was available from a different location without activating it. some of us planned to shoot it, but they added a few no-shoots to hide that view (we were the first squad to shoot it). I thought you were not allowed to shoot a clamshell target until it was activated. I thought you got a procedure for that. correct me if I am wrong. Pk Yep, you are wrong. Freestyle . . . shoot 'em as you see 'em. Its up to the stage designer to conceal activated targets (swingers, clamshells, etc.) so that they cannot be engaged prior to activation. ? 9.9.3 Moving targets will always incur failure to shoot at and miss penalties if a competitor fails to activate the mechanism, which initiates the target movement.
  8. if you have to index the loader it's a 550. go to http://www.dillonprecision.com and look at the models. lynn btw, welcome to the forum.
  9. i was told they spent $250,000 on sod. you bet they hope it takes. lynn
  10. you make me sick! i like the way the grips are relieved to allow for the magwell. really sliclk. lynn
  11. lynn jones

    Again!

    seems to be an accident. lynn
  12. that's why shooting is a lot harder than shooting limited. we like the challenge.
  13. hey everyone, please lighten up. i'm sure this year's match will be great. so what if the super squad gets extra minutes to look at the stages, big deal, they're competing against themselves. the staff needs all the help they can get (just kidding). for the rest of us, some will look like fools on some of the stages (like i did last year). lets go to the match with a positive attitude and have fun and do our best. this match is bigger than the nationals and a lot more fun. so get your bullets loaded and your game on! let's play, lynn
  14. ? Has the same effect as droppping the slide on an empty chamber. The slide slams home with nothing to slow it down or cushion the impact of the hammer on the sear. Some cringe on this while others don't care. I put in a loaded mag before I dropped the slide. That shouldn't hurt anything should it? i still would not do that. lynn
  15. of course the range is sodded and is suppose to have a very good drainage system. lynn
  16. no problem with a DQ on that shot, but i don't know if that's very good for the gun. lynn
  17. here in tennessee we can renew via the DMV website.
  18. Frayser woman takes intruder's gun, kills him By Ruma Banerji Kumar Contact October 10, 2006 A Frayser woman shot and killed an intruder who kicked in her apartment door and tried to rob her around midnight Sunday. Tameca Drummer, a resident at Carriage House apartments at 1115 Frayser Blvd., told police the man, along with two others, forced their way into her home demanding money. The people in her apartment, including her two children, were forced into the living room, while one of the intruders forced her into the bedroom looking for money, police spokesman Sgt. Vince Higgins said. When that man struck her on the head with his handgun, she wrestled the gun away from him and shot and killed him, according to a police incident report. Two other men involved in the attempted burglary fled in a teal green minivan. Police were still looking for them Monday. The Fire Department members who arrived on the scene pronounced the intruder dead. --Ruma Banerji Kumar: 529-2596
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