Seth Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I was a good husband yesterday. I went out, bought a house full of fresh food for NYE dinner, bought desert, cleaned the house and waited for the wife to get home. In she arrives at 4pm and we get to cooking. I grab the trash bag to take out and get as far as the middle of my garage before I'm spraying blood everywhere. Somebody (me) cleaned up a broken vase a day or two ago and put the bag with the glass in the kitchen trashbag. Well I was in shorts, since I had worked out this PM and the edge of the glass went right through the bag. 9 stitches without a drop of alcohol in me. Dumbass. Note to self - Take broken glass all the way out of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Bell Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 That is a bit of a gash, hope it heals well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 OUCH Hope you can still run and gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted January 1, 2010 Author Share Posted January 1, 2010 Its merely a flesh wound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 My 12 year old would have told me, "Dad, if you're gonna be dumb, you've gotta be tough!" Come to think of it, he *has* told me that on several occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkatz44 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 I was a good husband yesterday. I went out, bought a house full of fresh food for NYE dinner, bought desert, cleaned the house and waited for the wife to get home. In she arrives at 4pm and we get to cooking. I grab the trash bag to take out and get as far as the middle of my garage before I'm spraying blood everywhere. Somebody (me) cleaned up a broken vase a day or two ago and put the bag with the glass in the kitchen trashbag. Well I was in shorts, since I had worked out this PM and the edge of the glass went right through the bag. 9 stitches without a drop of alcohol in me. Dumbass. Note to self - Take broken glass all the way out of the house. Was the shoe okay. lol. Just kidding. Get well soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 My 12 year old would have told me, "Dad, if you're gonna be dumb, you've gotta be tough!"Come to think of it, he *has* told me that on several occasions. I like this one. I might have to steal that from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bierman Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 OUCH! Looks like something I would do. Take care and get well soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caspian_45 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Thats a long way from your heart. I think you will live to do dumb things again very soon. Keep it clean and get back in shape for drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Thanks goodness it was you with the cut and not your wife. Remember " No good deed goes unpunished" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 The important question....hows the watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 The Kobold? LOVE the Kobold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNorth Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Dude...Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Thanks goodness it was you with the cut and not your wife.Remember " No good deed goes unpunished" Both statements - so True. Ouch... Also so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 So did you do the 9 stitches yourself ? Hope you heal up quick. That looks nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 Brings up one hell of a good point. I SURE am glad that I got cut and not the wife. Jeeeezzz... The beatings would continue into my 90s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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