Seth Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My 2 year old daughter has a pretty good grasp of the english language. At dinner tonite, she pushed herself up out of the chair, then looked at me and announced the following: Daddy, I farted. I had to get her to repeat it twice. First time I though she said something else. Second time I had to clear the tears out of my eyes and explain that that's not a nice word for a little girl. Daddy, I farted. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Your story made me chuckle. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigpops Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Priceless! Remember these moments....especially when she turns 15 and dad doesn't know what he is talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 little girls don't fart...they poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Funny thing about that. I got her down from the chair and she ran behind the sofa and let another one fly that I heard... a minute later she reappears with a big broad smile and announced 'Daddy I poop fart.' This was literally an hour ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Funny thing about that. I got her down from the chair and she ran behind the sofa and let another one fly that I heard... a minute later she reappears with a big broad smile and announced 'Daddy I poop fart.'This was literally an hour ago. What an odd coincidence...so did I.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Giggle Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Out of the mouths of babes... (or perhaps some other of their orifices...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigdawg Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 get the camcorder out... 14 years from now when she brings her 1st boyfriend home break out the old movies.... its better than my dad met my sisters 1st boyfriend in his Police uniform at the door and invited him into the living room while he cleaned his duty weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 Its just so funny to watch her figure it all out. I suppose I like fart jokes anyway... but when they're so innocent, they're substantially funnier. The hard part is pulling it all back together to tell her she's not supposed to talk like that, when deep down inside I want to spray food on the wall laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caspian_45 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Oh the joys of childhood. We have a 2 year old boy. He is a repeater. He tries to say same words you say quite often. He's getting pretty good at it too. I always smile and help him with the words. It is really helping me cut back on the swearing. I let the F bomb go a few weeks ago and he came right back with duck, plain as day. I haven't used that word around him since. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Better than, "Daddy I think I farted" "Are you sure?" "NO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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