Sue and Sarah Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Sorry to hear you're feeling under the weather, Jeff. Hope you feel better real soon. Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSEMARTIN Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Same here. Get well soon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopalong Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 IF you don't get better, I'll come up there and throw your aZZ in the little mudhole ya'll call a lake. (oops, well maybe I'll throw you ON it right now). Get better soon, Hop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boz1911 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Perhaps a pitcher of beer or two might help...... Seriously, get better soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I just talked to him...sounded fine. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue and Sarah Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 I just talked to him...sounded fine. ??? Well, if Jeff's feeling fine, he must not be coming to the match on Sunday cuz he's SKEERED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I just talked to him...sounded fine. ??? Has Jeff ever really been "fine"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) I just talked to him...sounded fine. ??? Well, if Jeff's feeling fine, he must not be coming to the match on Sunday cuz he's SKEERED Nobody SKEERED here!!! It's just that I can only whip up on so many people in a week. That's why I only talk smack to one person at a time (a man has to know his limitations). Last week it was Thomas Moore ( I gave sci a break and let him eek me out by a match point or two...gotta keep the boys confidence up as It'll be his turn again soon dontchyaknow), this week was Z71Commander, and a few weeks ago, it was sci at the (T)urkey (D)inner Match. So, if I am done with this rotation of a$$-whippings, I suppose I can start over again on the list. I think I can pencil in one of the Irish family revoleros for the next beating. So who is calling me out this time??? I want to be sure I get the name right on the waiting list... I kinda figure it's sci having his wife talk for him, as he tends to hide behind that skirt a little bit. After he's done breast feeding, he'll hopefully post for himself. Now due to the high demand for "Barrettone Beatdowns" in the Metro Detroit area, we have had to implement the following policy: Beatdowns will now have to be issued on an alternating basis. After an official call-out and beatdown, said losing party shall be required to travel to the "Burton Beatdown Center" and win over Barrettone in revolver Division to reclaim "home-range advantage" (only one smackdown request per match please.) Until this is done, all public smack talk priviledges are suspended for the losing party. Now, acording to the schedule, all official smackdown requests have been honored to date: November 30, 2008 Livingston sci December 21, 2008 DCS (no beatdown requests received, only one person dared to show...and lost) January 15, 2009 Top Gun Thomas Moore January 20, 2009 Burton Z71Commander Now, since sci's last OFFICIAL smackdown (Top Gun was for Thomas Moore), he has yet to travel to the Burton Beatdown Center for honor reclamation. If travelling to Burton is problematic, Barrettone Beatdowns Inc. is proud to unveil a new exciting program!!! Past beatdown victims can now apply to have us come to your home range (in Michigan). All that is required is a paid match slot, a $50 mobilization fee, and a $20 ammo stipend (matches over 100 rounds cost $40). So now, for roughly $85, you can have the beatdown brought to you. If you are lucky enough to somehow manage to win, the monies will be refunded, and the next beatdown is on us at your home range!!! To take advantage of this limited time offer and schedule your very own custom whoopin', just dial 1-800-BEATING. Operators are standing by... Edited January 24, 2009 by Barrettone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lim10 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Huh, he must be feeling better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festus1 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Where is the match this Sunday? If this is an inside match Jeff, well, count me in.......I like it when the playing field is a little more level with less running and more gunning. I don't suppose you suggested a lot of low ports and kneeling starts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliffwalsh Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) I need to get that going down here, Luke would owe me about 2.1 million $$$ Edited January 23, 2009 by cliffwalsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue and Sarah Posted January 23, 2009 Author Share Posted January 23, 2009 Where is the match this Sunday? If this is an inside match Jeff, well, count me in.......I like it when the playing field is a little more level with less running and more gunning. I don't suppose you suggested a lot of low ports and kneeling starts? The match is at Top Gun Shooting Sports (indoors) in Taylor. Registration is at 6:00 and the match starts around 6:30-6:45. Since the range is part of a business and available to the public, we have to wait for the public to clear out at 6:00 to finish setting up. We'll have 5 stages that take up the whole range. We are usually finished shooting by 9:00 or so and packed up and out by 9:30ish depending on how many people come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Moore Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Sorry I won't be able to make this one. Oakland County PD is having their annual PPC match at the Sheriffs Dept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sci Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Gee, Jeff, that's a whole lot of words to say that losing (second place) is really winning. Isn't that a "2" beside your name? Local Match Result January 15, 2009 TOP GUNS PRACTICAL SHOOTERS Final results for Revolver Place Name No. USPSA Class Division PF Lady Mil Law For Age Match Pts Match % 1 Steve Irish 1 TY54959 B Revolver Major No No No No 281.8545 100.00% 2 Jeff Lafave 2 B23 B Revolver Major No No No No 280.3262 99.46% 3 Thomas Moore 3 TY44905 A Revolver Major No No No No 277.3481 98.40% 4 Brian Killam 14 L2810 D Revolver Major No No No No 114.5757 40.65% After careful review of the results, I still think you lost. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
71Commander Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Hey Jeff!!!!! Where did you get Burton's results? I'm thinking of shooting Topgun Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Huh, he must be feeling better. I know Chad is a man of polite words....but I believe he just called you all to Ohio for his Revolver match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) Huh, he must be feeling better. I know Chad is a man of polite words....but I believe he just called you all to Ohio for his Revolver match. Sorry...Chad doesn't qualify for the program...he's not in Michigan. If I start up an "Ohio Division", I'll let you know. That Chad and Pat just love to lie down in the weeds justa waitin' for unsuspectin' Michiganders to happen by...I know how they operate... Jeff Edited January 24, 2009 by Barrettone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) Gee, Jeff, that's a whole lot of words to say that losing (second place) is really winning. Isn't that a "2" beside your name?Local Match Result January 15, 2009 TOP GUNS PRACTICAL SHOOTERS Final results for Revolver Place Name No. USPSA Class Division PF Lady Mil Law For Age Match Pts Match % 1 Steve Irish 1 TY54959 B Revolver Major No No No No 281.8545 100.00% 2 Jeff Lafave 2 B23 B Revolver Major No No No No 280.3262 99.46% 3 Thomas Moore 3 TY44905 A Revolver Major No No No No 277.3481 98.40% 4 Brian Killam 14 L2810 D Revolver Major No No No No 114.5757 40.65% After careful review of the results, I still think you lost. Steve No beatdown request was filed...Sorry...only one per match, and you weren't it. Come to Burton to restore thy honor. Besides, your wife helped you... Edited January 24, 2009 by Barrettone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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