A little old lady was walking down the street

[Merlin Orr]

Subject: Little old lady

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic

garbage bags with her, one in each hand.There's a hole in one of the

bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto

the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills

falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I

can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that

money? "Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to

the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot

of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flowerbeds!" "So, I

go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time

someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off

it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way,

what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay "

[Matt Cheely]

Owww

[Flyin40]

[tightloop]

Ouch...

[dajarrel]

Ouch...

That's what I'm thinking too!!!

dj

[lynn jones]

Subject: Pay Up Or Else

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" " Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

[Tman33_99]

Oh Lynn,

I hate to see you assemilated

Little Ole Lady

Only a month old too

[Merlin Orr]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped, and every Once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, A policeman stopped her, and said, 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of bag.'

'Oh, really? Darn it!' said the little old lady.

'I'd better go back And see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.'

'Well, now, not so fast,' said the cop. 'Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it,did you?'

'Oh, no, no', said the old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I Thought, 'why not make the best of it?' So, now, on game days, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my garden pruners. Every time some guy pees through my fence, I surprise him, and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.' '

'Well, that seems only fair,' said the cop, laughing.

'OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?'

'Well, you know', said the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'

Edited December 28, 2008 by Merlin Orr

[Jman]

[Chris Keen]

a girls gotta make a livin'.

[wide45]

They say that your memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first is.

http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=35546

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Edited December 28, 2008 by wide45

[North]

They say that your memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first is.

http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=35546

http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=36622

Burn.

[boz1911]

Ya'll leave Merlin alone, he's like me, a tad elderly. And besides haven't you seen his new avatar???

[Merlin Orr]

They say that your memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first is.

http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=35546

http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=36622

The worst thing is, I know it's there for something, but ....what?

[zhunter]