What If...

[Singlestack]

The Hokey-Pokey IS whats its all about?

[Flexmoney]

I believe it is the true path.

Please send your donations to the Church of the Hokey-Pokey. (In care of Flexmoney.)

Remember, no dollar amount is too much.

[JimmyZip]

I have trouble with any church that would require me to put my right foot in and my left foot out, then repeat said process again and to, as they say, "Shake it all about!" This IS hedonism, and sacrelidge!

But, if the HOT CHICKS go to said church, I'm there with my $20.00 for the collection plate!

JZ

[Dave Gundry]

With, or without, rollerskates?

[Chris Keen]

With ...

Blondes or Brunettes ?

Ooooops I'm in the wrong thread!

[Flexmoney]

Yeah...don't get kicked out of church. This is serious stuff.

Like George Michael and Singlestack....you gotta have Faith !

[Matt Cheely]

[Chris Keen]

[Dave Gundry]

Was this spurred on by the bird in fact being, the word?

[Singlestack]

Was this spurred on by the bird in fact being, the word?

shhhhhh

[kgunz11]

To be or not to be... is that really even a question?

[J-Ho]

As the founder of the Anti Hokey-Pokey League of Red Rover Enthusiasts, I would like to let Singlestack come over.

[Flexmoney]

As the founder of the Anti Hokey-Pokey League of Red Rover Enthusiasts, I would like to let Singlestack come over.

And so it begins.

[DonT]

What if...the hokey pokey IS, just my imagination once again running away with me?

Should we not confront our fears head on? Because we can't go on together with suspicious minds

Edited November 7, 2008 by DonT

[Jim Norman]

You people actually question whether the Hokey-Pokey IS what it IS all about?

Do you not realize the danger you place your mortal souls in by questioning this?

You will all be assimilated. There is no room for those that do not believe.

[J-Ho]

What if...the hokey pokey IS, just my imagination once again running away with me?

Should we not confront our fears head on? Because we can't go on together with suspicious minds

I'm caught in a trap.

[nashvillebill]

You put your right foot in,

You put your right foot out;

You put your right foot in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your left foot in,

You put your left foot out;

You put your left foot in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your right hand in,

You put your right hand out;

You put your right hand in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your left hand in,

You put your left hand out;

You put your left hand in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,

You put your right side out;

You put your right side in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your left side in,

You put your left side out;

You put your left side in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your nose in,

You put your nose out;

You put your nose in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your backside in,

You put your backside out;

You put your backside in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your head in,

You put your head out;

You put your head in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your whole self in,

You put your whole self out;

You put your whole self in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about

What more could there be?

[Coolduckboy]

You put your right foot in,

You put your right foot out;

You put your right foot in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your left foot in,

You put your left foot out;

You put your left foot in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your right hand in,

You put your right hand out;

You put your right hand in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your left hand in,

You put your left hand out;

You put your left hand in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,

You put your right side out;

You put your right side in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your left side in,

You put your left side out;

You put your left side in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your nose in,

You put your nose out;

You put your nose in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your backside in,

You put your backside out;

You put your backside in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your head in,

You put your head out;

You put your head in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about!

You put your whole self in,

You put your whole self out;

You put your whole self in,

And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey,

And you turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about

What more could there be?

depending on how far the imagination would like to go, there could be many more instances of matter being in and out, while shakin all about.

I, for one, don't think it is what it is all cracked up to be. I plead the 5th and the 2nd for anyone that questions me.

[SteveU]

When you realize that there is no "hokey" and there is no "pokey" then you will know what it is all about.

- Buddha

[Loose Brass]

It could be bad ju ju to question the Hokey-Pokey...

Edited November 8, 2008 by Loose Brass

[JimmyZip]

When you realize that there is no "hokey" and there is no "pokey" then you will know what it is all about.

- Buddha

SACRELIDGE! You shall be burned at the stake by an angry mob of The Church Of The Hokey Pokey as a witch!

Where are my matches?

[SteveU]

When you realize that there is no "hokey" and there is no "pokey" then you will know what it is all about.

- Buddha

SACRELIDGE! You shall be burned at the stake by an angry mob of The Church Of The Hokey Pokey as a witch!

Where are my matches?

I'm not questioning the existence of the hokey pokey. I'm questioning the existence of a mind to question existence at all.

[Toolguy]

If you question the existence of your mind, I would say - Who's asking? If you have a name, you must be an entity.

[Flexmoney]

All that is covered when the congregation gathers.

It is know as the "Truth of the 2x4".

[J-Ho]

Oh you evil H-P zealots!

You constantly tease by putting things forward waving them around and then taking them away. We Red Roverites have a big tent policy. We invite people over to us, regardless of race, religion, creed, color, sexual orientation, national origin, political beliefs, height, weight, fugliness, eye color, left of right handedness, IDPA or IPSC, Benelli or 1100.

With us, it does not matter.

Red Rover, Red Rover

Let every last brainwashed poor soul from the Hokey-Pokey circle come over.