Singlestack Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The Hokey-Pokey IS whats its all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I believe it is the true path. Please send your donations to the Church of the Hokey-Pokey. (In care of Flexmoney.) Remember, no dollar amount is too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I have trouble with any church that would require me to put my right foot in and my left foot out, then repeat said process again and to, as they say, "Shake it all about!" This IS hedonism, and sacrelidge! But, if the HOT CHICKS go to said church, I'm there with my $20.00 for the collection plate! JZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Gundry Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 With, or without, rollerskates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 With ... Blondes or Brunettes ? Ooooops I'm in the wrong thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Yeah...don't get kicked out of church. This is serious stuff. Like George Michael and Singlestack....you gotta have Faith ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Gundry Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Was this spurred on by the bird in fact being, the word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Was this spurred on by the bird in fact being, the word? shhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgunz11 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 To be or not to be... is that really even a question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 As the founder of the Anti Hokey-Pokey League of Red Rover Enthusiasts, I would like to let Singlestack come over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 As the founder of the Anti Hokey-Pokey League of Red Rover Enthusiasts, I would like to let Singlestack come over. And so it begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonT Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 (edited) What if...the hokey pokey IS, just my imagination once again running away with me? Should we not confront our fears head on? Because we can't go on together with suspicious minds Edited November 7, 2008 by DonT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 You people actually question whether the Hokey-Pokey IS what it IS all about? Do you not realize the danger you place your mortal souls in by questioning this? You will all be assimilated. There is no room for those that do not believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 What if...the hokey pokey IS, just my imagination once again running away with me?Should we not confront our fears head on? Because we can't go on together with suspicious minds I'm caught in a trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nashvillebill Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 You put your right foot in, You put your right foot out; You put your right foot in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your left foot in, You put your left foot out; You put your left foot in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out; You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your left hand in, You put your left hand out; You put your left hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your right side in, You put your right side out; You put your right side in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your left side in, You put your left side out; You put your left side in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your nose in, You put your nose out; You put your nose in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your backside in, You put your backside out; You put your backside in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your head in, You put your head out; You put your head in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your whole self in, You put your whole self out; You put your whole self in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about What more could there be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolduckboy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 You put your right foot in,You put your right foot out; You put your right foot in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your left foot in, You put your left foot out; You put your left foot in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out; You put your right hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your left hand in, You put your left hand out; You put your left hand in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your right side in, You put your right side out; You put your right side in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your left side in, You put your left side out; You put your left side in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your nose in, You put your nose out; You put your nose in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your backside in, You put your backside out; You put your backside in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your head in, You put your head out; You put your head in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! You put your whole self in, You put your whole self out; You put your whole self in, And you shake it all about. You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about What more could there be? depending on how far the imagination would like to go, there could be many more instances of matter being in and out, while shakin all about. I, for one, don't think it is what it is all cracked up to be. I plead the 5th and the 2nd for anyone that questions me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveU Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 When you realize that there is no "hokey" and there is no "pokey" then you will know what it is all about. - Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loose Brass Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 (edited) It could be bad ju ju to question the Hokey-Pokey... Edited November 8, 2008 by Loose Brass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 When you realize that there is no "hokey" and there is no "pokey" then you will know what it is all about. - Buddha SACRELIDGE! You shall be burned at the stake by an angry mob of The Church Of The Hokey Pokey as a witch! Where are my matches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveU Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 When you realize that there is no "hokey" and there is no "pokey" then you will know what it is all about. - Buddha SACRELIDGE! You shall be burned at the stake by an angry mob of The Church Of The Hokey Pokey as a witch! Where are my matches? I'm not questioning the existence of the hokey pokey. I'm questioning the existence of a mind to question existence at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 If you question the existence of your mind, I would say - Who's asking? If you have a name, you must be an entity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 All that is covered when the congregation gathers. It is know as the "Truth of the 2x4". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Oh you evil H-P zealots! You constantly tease by putting things forward waving them around and then taking them away. We Red Roverites have a big tent policy. We invite people over to us, regardless of race, religion, creed, color, sexual orientation, national origin, political beliefs, height, weight, fugliness, eye color, left of right handedness, IDPA or IPSC, Benelli or 1100. With us, it does not matter. Red Rover, Red Rover Let every last brainwashed poor soul from the Hokey-Pokey circle come over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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