Steve Anderson Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Wanted: Hot girl with sexy accent to read aloud a famous shooting book to a student of the game during long car trips. Must wear designated "uniform" and read the same book over and over. Must also be available to console same shooter after disappointing performances. Any takers out there, ya think? Pay:negotiable. Seriously...I was just thinking how cool it would be have Brian's book on audio CD for the trip to the match. Every match. Then I thought how cool it would be to have Elizabeth Hurley read the book to me on long car rides, wearing the outfits from "Bedazzled". hmmmm. SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 Somebody ask Steve what brought this thought process on. (BTW, Steve...I like the upgrades you've added.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 ...And maybe Adrian Paul can read one for the LADIES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 23, 2003 Share Posted June 23, 2003 If it's just audio, then Kathleen Turner. There's a good reason she was the voice of Roger Rabbit's girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Kathleen Turner?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Kathleen Turner fails the "sexy accent" portion of the reqs. Husky and sexy, yes. Sexy Accent. Nope. Perhaps some lass from Scotland, repleat with the famed refreshment from that same land.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Give Eartha Kitt a whirl for the voiceover work. C'est si bon, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julien Boit Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 I think Steve meant that it must not only be in audio She must be IN the car, reading the book . But I think if she use her sexy voice, you wouldn't pay attention to what she say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 It's a shame Chris Farley passed away. I would have loved it if he did the audio version of THE book. Or Rodney Dangerfield (and it'd be cool if he put in some of his own comments on the stuff Brian wrote) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Anderson Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Yes. She must be in the car. How else would she be available for post-match consolation? SA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpolans Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 It's a shame Chris Farley passed away. I would have loved it if he did the audio version of THE book. Or Rodney Dangerfield (and it'd be cool if he put in some of his own comments on the stuff Brian wrote) Yeah. . .especially if he threw in that your CRYBABY attitude and failure to be aware of what your dot is doing isn't going to CUT IT when you shoot against the BIG BOYS (picture Farley jumping up and down here with the BC glasses on) and that he lives in A VAN down by THE RIVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufus The Bum Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Know what would be cool? Courtney Love reading the Book to me on the way to the range at 7am, her makeup all smeared, hair looks like she just walked through a hurricane, she's half-drunk (as usual) missing one panty hose and her shoes, cigarette dangling out of the corner of her mouth as she makes stupid comments like "What the #%&* is this guy talking about? I wanna party with him cuz he's like.....Taking some serious drugs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Rufus...that ROCKS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Mink Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 It's a shame Chris Farley passed away. I would have loved it if he did the audio version of THE book. Or Rodney Dangerfield (and it'd be cool if he put in some of his own comments on the stuff Brian wrote) HAHAHA!! Oh man, I started laughing just thinking about it! "And then, you can only like, shoot as fast as you can see, and stuff. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!" (while pulling his hair til it stands up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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