zhunter Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Bet the ladies really have some comments about this one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 The subject line should read "how to end up sleeping on the couch for a VERY long time" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 The subject line should read "how to end up sleeping on the couch for a VERY long time" After a few years of marriage....who cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 No comment. It's safer that way. Much safer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 What kind of remote was it??? and how many channels do you get? Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 A real man never relinquishes the remote.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No.343 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 I would've turned the light on. Finding the remote is important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toowide Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 NOW THAT'S FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Hey...we are in luck! I found a picture of where the remote is stashed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bwana Six-Gun Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 The subject line should read "how to end up sleeping on the couch for a VERY long time" After a few years of marriage....who cares. When you are spending all your time riding your stick horse on the beach, you get that attitude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 2 months.... http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48062 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 7, 2007 Author Share Posted July 7, 2007 2 months....http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48062 OK smart guy, what is the appropriate amount of time to repost? And, mine was worded differently Some guys just love the search buttons, me, I like the remote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 2 months....http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48062 OK smart guy, what is the amount of time to repost? And, mine was worded differently Some guys just love the search buttons, me, I like the remote A new post with the old joke is never appropriate. Just bump the old one. If you have a better version, add it to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 7, 2007 Author Share Posted July 7, 2007 2 months....http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48062 OK smart guy, what is the amount of time to repost? And, mine was worded differently Some guys just love the search buttons, me, I like the remote A new post with the old joke is never appropriate. Just bump the old one. If you have a better version, add it to the thread. GEEZ, excuse me!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 The subject line should read "how to end up sleeping on the couch for a VERY long time" After a few years of marriage....who cares. When you are spending all your time riding your stick horse on the beach, you get that attitude. OMG, my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard.... :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 There's people that do not even notice they found out a gold quarry ... he had found out that most elusive remote we (men) are all looking for, and all he bothered looking for was the TV remote ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 You tell 'em Sky.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 2 months....http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=48062 OK smart guy, what is the amount of time to repost? And, mine was worded differently Some guys just love the search buttons, me, I like the remote A new post with the old joke is never appropriate. Just bump the old one. If you have a better version, add it to the thread. GEEZ, excuse me!!!!! Yeah, Then you can get dinged for resurrecting an old thread that should have been closed long ago. I hate that we clutter up the forum by bringing back things that make us laugh. dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38superman Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 (edited) FWIW Jay, I hadn't seen the earlier thread. I got a good laugh out of the new post though. I e-mailed a copy to my wife and told her that's so "Us". Tls Edited July 10, 2007 by 38superman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 FWIW Jay,I hadn't seen the earlier thread. I got a good laugh out of the new post though. I e-mailed a copy to my wife and told her that so "Us". Tls I figured it would hit some "homes" around here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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