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After loading and testing ammo today <_<

Wife wanted to shoot over the chrono...ok

WELL I just went to bring it back indoors :blink:

ITS TOAST....SHE shot both pickups and the sky screen. :o

Explains why she had a little trouble on the last batch :o

I just dont get it??? she can hit a 12ga shotshell at 50 yds in practice :blink:

Im telling you this stuff was brand new!!!!!! I bought it only 20 years ago!!!

If you could only see the way she is sticking her lower lip out :wub:

I guess i am in the market for two new PACT pickups :huh:

Jim :wacko:

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Ok, so I shot the darn chronograph...but my gun was shooting low

until Jim adjusted the dot. Now its hitting correctly instead of 3 inches too low.

Hate to say I told you so.

Now I can put 20 hits into the upper A zone at 25 yards. Too bad we didn't adjust

first and chrono second. Sorry dear. :wub:

~Nanci~

I'm thinking he's gonna have tofu for dinner.

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I guess i am in the market for two new PACT pickups
Shoot, Jim, you ought to be able to milk this one for at least one new gun plus the skyscreens. :)

I would think that SHE would suggest she is in need of a new gun. If her gun is so worn out and shoots so poorly as to hit the danged chrono.......... :o;)

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Ok, so I shot the darn chronograph...but my gun was shooting low

until Jim adjusted the dot. Now its hitting correctly instead of 3 inches too low.

Hate to say I told you so.

Now I can put 20 hits into the upper A zone at 25 yards. Too bad we didn't adjust

first and chrono second. Sorry dear. :wub:

~Nanci~

I'm thinking he's gonna have tofu for dinner.

LMAO

You two need to get a room :D

Hey, it is just a Chrono, not the end of the world.

Ding Ding Ding...

I just had a thought. You know how Cellular companies have phone insurance, well ,maybe....

I should start a Chono insurance plan!! :ph34r:

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Nanci, it isn't like he came home and told you he had a girlfriend. Tofu????? My goodness, the poor poor man.........

I think it is FANTASTIC the way you too shoot together and rib each other. Good for you two!!!

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I would think that SHE would suggest she is in need of a new gun. If her gun is so worn out and shoots so poorly as to hit the danged chrono.......... :o;)

I knew I liked you Merlin...this is a great idea! :)

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I dont understand the logic in this? :blink:

1 Wife shoots chrono.

2 Wife gets new gun :blink:

3 Husband gets tofu :huh:

Am I missing something? :wacko:

Jim

Yes!!

And you all wonder why I am single :wacko:

Come on Nanci, fix the man a steak

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Y'all are making me feel guilty.

I will suffer the pain of shooting the chrono...

I will not ask for a new gun...

I will not serve the husband tofu...

How 'bout we go out for dinner? Steak?

:D:D:D

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Y'all are making me feel guilty.

I will suffer the pain of shooting the chrono...

I will not ask for a new gun...

I will not serve the husband tofu...

How 'bout we go out for dinner? Steak?

:D:D:D

That would NOT be my first thought for "payment" of shooting a husbands Chrono, but it would work I suppose. :unsure:

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I would like to think that I came out winning this situation :huh:

But I have this nagging feeling..she is just letting me think so :blink:

Jim :D

Jim

Back in the day, when I was married, I used to have those EXACT same thoughts!!

I don't have them anymore. :unsure:

Maybe.....

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Y'all are making me feel guilty.

I will suffer the pain of shooting the chrono...

I will not ask for a new gun...

I will not serve the husband tofu...

How 'bout we go out for dinner? Steak?

:D:D:D

Don't feel bad, I have done worst!!

A couple of years ago I took my brand new, fresh from the box Competition Electronics chrono to the range to test some loads.

I get about 5 across it using my range bag as a rest (very key to the story) decide to try the other load, unzip the bag get the ammo box out and zip it back up.

Load up and lean back across the the bag and just as I am touching off a round the empty space now in the bag collapes some and I put a 200gr 45 bullet right through the LCD readout. The chrono jumps a little and does the best "ooof, I am hit move, spins and is down". The guy down the line looks over and says "I think you got him!!!"

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Y'all are making me feel guilty.

I will suffer the pain of shooting the chrono...

I will not ask for a new gun...

I will not serve the husband tofu...

How 'bout we go out for dinner? Steak?

:D:D:D

Don't feel bad, I have done worst!!

A couple of years ago I took my brand new, fresh from the box Competition Electronics chrono to the range to test some loads.

I get about 5 across it using my range bag as a rest (very key to the story) decide to try the other load, unzip the bag get the ammo box out and zip it back up.

Load up and lean back across the the bag and just as I am touching off a round the empty space now in the bag collapes some and I put a 200gr 45 bullet right through the LCD readout. The chrono jumps a little and does the best "ooof, I am hit move, spins and is down". The guy down the line looks over and says "I think you got him!!!"

Im glad that someone who shoots as well as Jake has dicked up and done this as well. Few years ago I got in a hurry, it was cold and I was ONLY at the range to chrono a few strings. I didnt even set up a target and was just shooting at a spot in the berm. Got in a hurry and the last string I shot the guts out of my ChronyMaster. I called and sent back the sensor section since its a two piece unit and I asked them if I was the only poor sap who had done this and it took them a minute to stop laughing.

I have a feeling this happens a LOT more than egos will admit to. ;)

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