zhunter Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws after a stop at the supermarket she waited in the car while they did some shopping at Home Depot. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 She thought she had brains... so maybe she was a brown haired girl who had a blonde dye job. A real blond would have never considered having brains:) BTW--- Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown or black????? Artificial intellegence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 BTW--- Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown or black?????Artificial intellegence. OUCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 BTW--- Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown or black?????Artificial intellegence. Or... Brains in a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-ManBart Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 You know who comes up with all these blonde jokes???? Brunettes....on Saturday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed K Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Mythbusters actually did a piece on this a couple of years ago. I believe they found out that leaving canned biscuits in a hot car did not make them explode. They kinda just oozed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 well since mythbusters says so..... Watching THAT show makes me feel smart. Maybe that's the point, let those idiots make the viewers feel smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 You know who comes up with all these blonde jokes????Brunettes....on Saturday night I dont know who they are...but keep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihatepickles Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 well since mythbusters says so..... Watching THAT show makes me feel smart. Maybe that's the point, let those idiots make the viewers feel smart. Well, Jamie and Adam (the two main guys) aren't too bad. The helper monkeys are absolute idiots. They test one really narrow angle and if it works (or doesn't) well then that's irrefutable proof and there's no need to dig any deeper. The helper monkeys need to go, or at least be subordinate to someone who has a clue. The gun myths have all been really badly done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 She thought she had brains... so maybe she was a brown haired girl who had a blonde dye job.A real blond would have never considered having brains:) BTW--- Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown or black????? Artificial intellegence. uh...you spelled intelligence wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 She thought she had brains... so maybe she was a brown haired girl who had a blonde dye job. A real blond would have never considered having brains:) BTW--- Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown or black????? Artificial intellegence. uh...you spelled intelligence wrong. Dont feel bad...she does it to me alllllll the time Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Oh no, I've been labeled. I guess that's the price you pay for being a brunette. ~Nanci~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 She thought she had brains... so maybe she was a brown haired girl who had a blonde dye job. A real blond would have never considered having brains:) BTW--- Do you know what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown or black????? Artificial intellegence. uh...you spelled intelligence wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) well since mythbusters says so..... Watching THAT show makes me feel smart. Maybe that's the point, let those idiots make the viewers feel smart. Well, Jamie and Adam (the two main guys) aren't too bad. The helper monkeys are absolute idiots. They test one really narrow angle and if it works (or doesn't) well then that's irrefutable proof and there's no need to dig any deeper. The helper monkeys need to go, or at least be subordinate to someone who has a clue. The gun myths have all been really badly done. If they got rid of Kari (the red haired girl) I'd never watch that show again. Edited March 8, 2007 by folsoml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 well since mythbusters says so..... Watching THAT show makes me feel smart. Maybe that's the point, let those idiots make the viewers feel smart. Well, Jamie and Adam (the two main guys) aren't too bad. The helper monkeys are absolute idiots. They test one really narrow angle and if it works (or doesn't) well then that's irrefutable proof and there's no need to dig any deeper. The helper monkeys need to go, or at least be subordinate to someone who has a clue. The gun myths have all been really badly done. There's really only one reason to watch Mythbusters as far as I'm concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folsoml Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 There's really only one reason to watch Mythbusters as far as I'm concerned. Now that's what I'm talking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Flex.......We need "spel check" on the site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Man Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Flex.......We need "spel check" on the site. Try Mozilla Firefox web software with Spell checker built in.... http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?...&hl=firefox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Flex.......We need "spel check" on the site. Nah...you need it. (I've got it on the google tool bar...and used it just a few weeks ago to catch myself spelling intelligence...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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