Liota Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before my little kitty-cat could say 'F**k,' the rottweiler ate it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Oh NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 aaahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Yeah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrell Spicer Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GmanCdp Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 ....i use to raise rott's....and for some reason ...that a natural "in stink" for them to do that to cats.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 BTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EZ Bagger Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Still good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Good dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappaJ Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Now THAT'S funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDB Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 "The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident." Precious indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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