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Women Are Evil By Nature


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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured

alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She


signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she


caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both


"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her

hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can


"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her

forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her

fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper

towels in the ladies room."

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Here is the mathematical proof:

To find a woman you need time and money.


Woman = Time * Money

"Time is money" so

Time = Money


Woman = Money * Money = (Money)^2

"Money is the root of all evil" so

Money = (evil)^1/2


Woman = ((evil)^1/2)^2 or

Woman = evil.


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:lol::lol: Pretty funny...However I have to go with Steve Martin's description of women:

All dames are alike.

They reach down your throat,

grab your heart... and pull it out.

They throw it on the floor... and

they step on it with their high heels.

They spit on it, shove it in the oven,

then cook the shit out of it.

They slice it into little pieces,

slam it on a hunk of toast...

...and they serve it to ya.

They expect you to say

"Thanks, honey, it's delicious."

Did I mention I like to cook?

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