zhunter Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Gotta remember that trick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 Being a bartender, it probably wasn't the worst thing he ever had in his mouth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted August 3, 2006 Share Posted August 3, 2006 TL, A big hearty EEEYYYYEWWWW!! is on the way. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Where are all the green puking emoticons when you need them...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman_sy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Oh man.... I just ate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckS Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Here is the mathematical proof: To find a woman you need time and money. Therefore: Woman = Time * Money "Time is money" so Time = Money Threfore: Woman = Money * Money = (Money)^2 "Money is the root of all evil" so Money = (evil)^1/2 Therefore: Woman = ((evil)^1/2)^2 or Woman = evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 (edited) Pretty funny...However I have to go with Steve Martin's description of women: All dames are alike. They reach down your throat, grab your heart... and pull it out. They throw it on the floor... and they step on it with their high heels. They spit on it, shove it in the oven, then cook the shit out of it. They slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast... ...and they serve it to ya. They expect you to say "Thanks, honey, it's delicious." Did I mention I like to cook? Edited August 5, 2006 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 The good ones are all taken. http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10429 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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