Carmoney Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 So I'm walking down through the woods at the club, trying to plan out some interesting stages for the upcoming Iowa back-to-back Single-Stack and Revolver matches, and lo and behold, what do I see down in the creek but a .45 moonclip. So I fish it out, and although it's a little rusty, my heart skips a beat when I realize it just might be a Hearthco moonclip. Back home, it cleaned up pretty decently, but still has a little pitting. I'd call it a shooter at this point, rather than a collector moonclip. So I'm wondering....is there a private authentication service to determine whether I found a genuine Hearthco moonclip? Or can I send it in for a factory letter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Must be a revolver shooter type thing.....?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 They don't all have serial numbers??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 So I'm wondering....is there a private authentication service to determine whether I found a genuine Hearthco moonclip? Or can I send it in for a factory letter? Slip it around your finger. If you disappear it's a genuine HearthCo... One clip to rule them all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted June 27, 2006 Author Share Posted June 27, 2006 Slip it around your finger. If you disappear it's a genuine HearthCo...One clip to rule them all... It wants to take the preciousssss............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 (edited) So I'm walking down through the woods at the club, trying to plan out some interesting stages for the upcoming Iowa back-to-back Single-Stack and Revolver matches, and lo and behold, what do I see down in the creek but a .45 moonclip. So I fish it out, and although it's a little rusty, my heart skips a beat when I realize it just might be a Hearthco moonclip. Back home, it cleaned up pretty decently, but still has a little pitting. I'd call it a shooter at this point, rather than a collector moonclip. So I'm wondering....is there a private authentication service to determine whether I found a genuine Hearthco moonclip? Or can I send it in for a factory letter? Mike, I have found that if it is truely made in the hallowed halls of HEARTHCO and is made of the Unotanium metal from that secret factory, when you sit with it in a darkened room, it actually speaks. In tongues sometimes, but I am sure you will understand. As for the letter, if it is the real thing, it will write it's own just before it returns to the mother ship. If you hear the chanting, be careful. it goes like this: OWAH TAGOO SIAM See ya Edited June 27, 2006 by Round_Gun_Shooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.carden Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Huh.........Mike........I believe you have my address. I expect prompt delivery of my "missing" property. Or, you can hand-it to me at the Summer Blast...............Oh, and one other thing, could you polish-it-up real good, I might want to use it at the match. Thanks buddie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Slip it around your finger. If you disappear it's a genuine HearthCo...One clip to rule them all... It wants to take the preciousssss............ Man ............... you round gun shooters are a little CRAZY ............. but allot FUNNY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Where the hell is Gandolph when you need him??? He would know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Slip it around your finger. If you disappear it's a genuine HearthCo...One clip to rule them all... It wants to take the preciousssss............ We could ask Flex to change Dave Hearths' Forum name to "Lord of the Clips".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 Huh.........Mike........I believe you have my address. I expect prompt delivery of my "missing" property. Or, you can hand-it to me at the Summer Blast...............Oh, and one other thing, could you polish-it-up real good, I might want to use it at the match. Thanks buddie... Now Dan, I already sent back a Hearthco clip to you after you carelessly left one on the range last year....this time I really don't think it's yours because the brass is full-size, not that crazy cut-down stuff you and Cliff use. Besides, I already hired a guy to make a special velvet-lined presentation case for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Slip it around your finger. If you disappear it's a genuine HearthCo...One clip to rule them all... It wants to take the preciousssss............ Yikes! The transformation has begun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pskys2 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 I heard if you sit in a darkened room with a HearthCo and a bottle of 'Shine you WILL become ONE with the clip. Of course then you also lose all sense of humor and your RevoSoul can never leave that room again. Be careful what you ask for Dan, Mike and the ghost of Jack Dremel could probably hollow that clip out without it being detectable. Until it fails! Mike, have you tried to use it? Does a HearthCo Moon Clip really have a guidance system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DougCarden Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Jeesus...... Here I thought that we would get some acutal information about new or exciting stages........I should have known better....... Poor Jack Dremel....if only he was here to see this........ DougC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 So I'm walking down through the woods at the club, trying to plan out some interesting stages for the upcoming Iowa back-to-back Single-Stack and Revolver matches, and lo and behold, what do I see down in the creek but a .45 moonclip. So I fish it out, and although it's a little rusty, my heart skips a beat when I realize it just might be a Hearthco moonclip. Back home, it cleaned up pretty decently, but still has a little pitting. I'd call it a shooter at this point, rather than a collector moonclip. So I'm wondering....is there a private authentication service to determine whether I found a genuine Hearthco moonclip? Or can I send it in for a factory letter? I looked all over for that thing down by the bridge. At least until I was told to clear the range by all the auto shooters on my squad. Of course we would have searched till dark that night if someone had lost a magazine down there. I even told myself not to use the Hearthco's in the woods so I didn't lose any. I get up to the line to load and make ready and I look down at my belt and all I see are Hearthco's. Son of a...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 OK, OK, Keith.....I already have one of your moonclips for voodoo use. I'll give you back your Hearthco.....dammit. Remind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 OK, OK, Keith.....I already have one of your moonclips for voodoo use. I'll give you back your Hearthco.....dammit. Remind me. You can wear it on a chain around your neck until it's time for it to go back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Round_Gun_Shooter Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 OK, OK, Keith.....I already have one of your moonclips for voodoo use. I'll give you back your Hearthco.....dammit. Remind me. You can wear it on a chain around your neck until it's time for it to go back... I have 2 of them and made them into ear rings for my daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 (edited) OK, OK, Keith.....I already have one of your moonclips for voodoo use. I'll give you back your Hearthco.....dammit. Remind me. You can wear it on a chain around your neck until it's time for it to go back... it wards off the evil thoughts of using a bottom feeder. Edited June 28, 2006 by lynn jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthco Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 (edited) OH MY GOD!!!!! How could I have missed out on this for all this time????!!!! It probably wont keep evil spirits away, but it might work like one of those late night ads for various medal braclets and medalions. I DO make moonclip ear rings. My hotmail signature is "MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE" My customers NEVER lose their clips. They might need collaterial for a home loan! This thread just MADE MY F_UCKING DAY!!!!!!! Hey Mike!!!! Send it to me and Ill verify its authentisity(I know thats spelled wrong) Dave Edited June 28, 2006 by hearthco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 HUSH!!! The eye of DAVE is upon us...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condition 1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 So is it a half, full, or new moon clip? And what the hell you need a clip for the moon anyways? Is this like some ancient piece of metalcraft from midieval times or what???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Lee Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 I think Dave gets his stock from area 51. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 So I'm wondering....is there a private authentication service to determine whether I found a genuine Hearthco moonclip? Or can I send it in for a factory letter? Slip it around your finger. If you disappear it's a genuine HearthCo... One clip to rule them all... The ones I have do seem to have a magical quality to them. I ordered 10 of them, upon the advice of Master Walsh down at the Florida Open, but low and behold when I received the package there were....believe it or not.... eleven of the damn things in there! Spooky, huh? Don't know what Dave does to these things that lets themselves self replicate like this. Pretty soon they'll be able to heal themselves, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmoney Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 (edited) I ordered 10 of them, upon the advice of Master Walsh down at the Florida Open, but low and behold when I received the package there were....believe it or not.... eleven of the damn things in there! well then you're right back to even. cosmic justice. I just realized something....... I didn't find the Hearthco clip. It found me. You stay away from me Keith. Edited June 28, 2006 by Carmoney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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