Dranoel Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 So, I had some home time over the holidays. Spent a day with my son and my grandchildren. Saw some friends and visited my step mother whom I have always gotten along with better than my mother. Before i leave she gives me some boxes of Jelly beans to give to the grandkids. But I was getting back on the road and wouldn't see them again for a couple months. Yesterday I happened to reach into my laptop bag for a thumb drive and found the jelly beans. I thought, "It's gonna be March before I can give these to the kids and they won't care what kind they are. I'll get a BIG bag before I see them next." So, I opened a box, shook a few out and popped one in my mouth. And it tasted like CAT LITTER!!!! Thinking it was just a random bad jelly bean, I popped another to get the bad taste out of my mouth. DIRTY SOCKS!!!!! I look on the back of the box and see full color pics of all the colors and flavors. Only each color is on there TWICE. That's because one white bean is coconut and the other is DIRTY SOCKS. One is Mocha, the other is Cat Litter. One is Strawberry, the other is dog vomit. I don't think I have spit so much in 15 yrs. But an hour later I was laughing me arse off. I got GOT! Called my step mother and said, "You are MEAN! 'Give these to the grandkids'. That was a dirty trick and you know it!" And she's laughing at me. She says, "Serves you right for eating the grandkids jelly beans." She laughed. I laughed. The coffee pot laughed. I shot the coffee pot. Good times. That's why I get along with her better than my own mother. I love a good harmless practacal joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 I would put those beans in a candy dish when unwanted guests arrive …. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefty o Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 thats awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz2011 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Please where can I buy these jelly beans. Funny story . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, laz2011 said: Please where can I buy these jelly beans. Funny story . https://www.amazon.com/Jelly-Belly-BeanBoozled-Beans-5-5-oz/dp/B01LYVW7W3/ref=asc_df_B01LYVW7W3/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312148213378&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5016301906992563334&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9011703&hvtargid=pla-569144732371&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=68995776624&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312148213378&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5016301906992563334&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9011703&hvtargid=pla-569144732371 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz2011 Posted January 13, 2019 Share Posted January 13, 2019 Thank you . My friends will enjoy . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
920webb Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Wow that is funny . See if I can pick some up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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