Nemo Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Like a true B-class I got an 80. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Maaaan...I hate it when my favorite condom breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Maaaan...I hate it when my favorite condom breaks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My wife is aking what the hell is so damn funny as I read this....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Some things you just don't loan to anybody. Your favorite condom should only go out to close friends. I always ask them to turn it in-side-out though...it would be weird otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 That's what your sister said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 80 An inconsiderate man will wear a ribbed condom inside out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I expect Siggy to chime in any second.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 <shaking head from side to side> I have a really crude comment I could make but will refrain as it could damage my reputation. <insert condom joke here> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 <shaking head from side to side>I have a really crude comment I could make but will refrain as it could damage my reputation. <insert condom joke here> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Come on, entertain us Carina! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Originally, when I was just answering what should get me a low score, I got a 60. Went back and was honest and got an 80. I, too, want to know nothing about my partner's past sexual experience. Yucky. L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 Originally, when I was just answering what should get me a low score, I got a 60. Went back and was honest and got an 80. I, too, want to know nothing about my partner's past sexual experience. Yucky.L <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I guess I have an automatic Pavlovian response and just LIE when asked such questions, conditioned as I am by many years of TRYING TO SCORE! It's OK It's OK I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Lying is good. Especially when asked about past sexual history, just shyly admit to being a virgin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 Lying is good. Especially when asked about past sexual history, just shyly admit to being a virgin... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I stand in awe.... Obviously a response by a seasoned pro - liar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Can't stand it...gotta quote philosopher, Andy Clay. Clay: So, it that your girlfriend sitting next to you? Guy: Yes Clay: Not bad. Good looking girl. Guy: <smiles> Clay: So...is she any good in bed? Guy: Ahh...ummm...yes. Clay: OK then, let me ask you...one...more...question... Clay: How do you think she got that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessej Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 heheheh....lots of 80's. Am I the only one that thinks this test is rigged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I don't go for the virgin story, but I do claim to have lived a sheltered life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wap wap Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 After reading the questions-the subconsious point-the Bill of Rights should be changed- all women have an unalienable right to romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 zhunter You know you can go to Hell the same for lying as for stealing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 zhunterYou know you can go to Hell the same for lying as for stealing...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But he will enjoy the trip there, TL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 zhunterYou know you can go to Hell the same for lying as for stealing...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> TL I saw a bumper sticker this past weekend, it said: Jesus Christ was put on Earth to forgive the sinners! Hell, I am just tryin' to keep the ole boy busy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 ....on the express elevator to hell and just not much inclined to push the up button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 ....on the express elevator to hell and just not much inclined to push the up button! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but what a ride!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
short_round Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Clay: How do you think she got that way? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Answer: "She watches a lot of porn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
38supPat Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I got a 90...wonder what I would have scored if my girlfriend HADN'T been watching over my shoulder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted April 16, 2005 Author Share Posted April 16, 2005 I got a 90...wonder what I would have scored if my girlfriend HADN'T been watching over my shoulder <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do!" Answers given due to social necessity are more "real" than answers given from personal honesty... Welcome to the "Tell em, what they want to hear" club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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