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Farting in bed


mspingy

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Ah yup. At least that is what the wife just told me.

A friend of mine told me of a wonderful trick.

When you have worked up a wonderful head of "steam" inform bedmate that you bet you can spit a lugee up and make it stick to the ceiling and begin working up a nice gob. When aforementioned bedmate ducks under the covers for protection open the "steam" valve.

Also make sure to have a pen handy for signing those divorce papers. :)

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