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Company name is Bsafe.

I have a filter on my computer so that no one including myself can access porno. The other day I was online and I tried to access the Smith & Wesson site and my filter, which I bought from Bsafe, would not allow me access to this site. The reason given was that this was a hate site. At first I thought that there must be some type of problem until I was blocked from Ruger, Springfield, Hodgton, Savage, etc, etc. They were all labeled hate sites. I then called tech support. Tech support told me that there had been complaints from parents that they did not want their children to be able to access gun or ammunition web sites. Therefore they labeled all known gun & ammo web sites as hate sites. I hung up the phone and began to plan my strategy. I called tech support back. I told them that sometimes people make rash decisions just like president Bush did concerning the port issue. He reacted before he heard the majority opinion of the American people. Likewise your company has made a very rash decision before considering the majority opinion. I very calmly told them that I am giving them 72 hour to change their policy or the following will happen: 1.) I will contact every known gun & ammo company and gun & ammo web site explaining your decision to violate our God given 2nd amendment rights. By the weeks end more than 250,000 people will be informed of your wicked decision and be advised to boycott your company and/or cancel their business agreement with your company. 2.) I will contact the NRA legal division and inform them of your violation and urge them to institute a national boycott of your company. 3.) I want you to have an upper level company manager contact me I the next 72 hours informing me of your reversal of this evil policy. If no one has contacted me within 72 hours I will assume this means that you are not going to reverse your policy and I will proceed with the 2 steps stated above. One hour later an upper level management person called me and lied to me telling me that there was some software problem that had caused all gun & ammo sites to be listed as hate sites and that he hoped that the problem would be fixed by the end of the day. Does this guy really believe that I am that stupid, and that his software is so intelligent to be able to find all known gun & ammo sites and label them as hate sites? I said that is very interesting, one of your tech guys told me that this new policy change was instituted by the company in direct response to some complaints by anti-gun parents. He was silent. He said that if the problem was not cleared up in the next few hours I should give him a call back for an update on the fix. Moral of the story: NEVER stand by and let any group, company, legislator, or any other entity violate your GOD GIVEN constitutional rights. Too many people have died preserving these rights for us. We must live free or die. -------------------- Life Member NRA

We The People Of The United States " We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and others. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be. ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair. ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure. ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful. ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights. ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from! (lastly...) ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says... "Probably at work!"

In this game George is falling almost as fast as his popularity polls!

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Two college students had taken a vacation shortly before Final Exams to blow off some steam. They did the usual things college-age guys do, got really drunk and chased women with varying degrees of success. They were having a really great time, so the one guy convinced his buddy to stay longer and miss the final exam for their English class. "Come on, Mike, we both speak English, besides, Mrs. Conklin's a push-over, we'll give her some sob story about how we got a flat tire on the way back and couldn't make it in time, she'll have to let us take the test later!" The two goofballs got back to school and pleaded with their teacher to let them take the test because they got a flat tire and had wait for a garage to open so they could get the flat fixed to continue home. She said she understood that things happen and it would be OK if they took the test. The teacher explained that they would obviously have to take a different exam then the one the other students took. She went back into her office and got the new exam and gave it them and directed them to go into different rooms to prevent cheating. When the students got into their rooms they opened the exam and read it: "This is your Final Exam and is worth 50% of your grade. It is a written exam with only one question which you have five minutes to answer: Question 1 - Which tire was it?"

Now that was funny! What an imagination that teacher had to think that one up.

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one? I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again? If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me." For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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Talk about a real wild man: The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

After selecting the web address below: http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/them...ow/videos.jhtml Play the negative pregnancy test video.

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is gray, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." For a moment, he thinks hard about her request and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."