TriggerT Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I hate that I shot like crap at our clubs largest match for the year this past weekend, and now I REALLY want to shoot other matches. Problem is, there are no mathes near by to shoot, and I have ZERO CASH. Broke, and nowhere to shoot, bad combo. Guess dryfiring in the basement will have to keep me entertained for the next few months. Wouldn't hurt if I could make a little more $$ either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 Just heard an add on the radio for a place that is paying for people to donate blood. Hmmmm.........I wonder how many pints I would have to give to cover my expenses to go to one of the area matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Just heard an add on the radio for a place that is paying for people to donate blood. Hmmmm.........I wonder how many pints I would have to give to cover my expenses to go to one of the area matches. I believe Sperm banks pay more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I believe Sperm banks pay more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Do plasma instead of whole blood. They actually pay more, and you can do it every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrettone Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Hey Triggerd**k...er TriggerT: Sperm banks might be right up yer alley!!! They don't pay you for "dry fire" though!!! Seriously, I hope you fing a cure for your "I'm broke, no matches in my area, blew my last major" blues. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Gratuitious sperm donor thread drift... Longbaugh: I've... never killed a man. Interviewer: I beg your pardon? Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man. Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had. Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification. Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation. Longbaugh: I would say thats a big f*#king qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification. Interviewer: No one's ever said that before. Longbaugh: Have you ever asked? Interviewer: No. Longbaugh: You should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 You know your addicted to shooting when you look for places to donate blood for ammo cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted February 12, 2005 Author Share Posted February 12, 2005 Rhino is correct, a plasma place will pay more. Only problem is the nearest one that is currently paying is about a 45 minute drive. Almost doesn't make it worth it. I will continue the search. My nephew informed me the other day that since the left testicle is the one that produces the most sperm, it can be worth over $15,000. That raises the question of "Would you give your left nut to shoot more?" I will have to get back to you all on that one........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 My nephew informed me the other day that since the left testicle is the one that produces the most sperm, it can be worth over $15,000. That raises the question of "Would you give your left nut to shoot more?"I will have to get back to you all on that one........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobert1 Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 On a more serious note. Don't you just hate months with 5 Sundays ? They are so rare clubs just take the day off and don't schedule any matches. What's a shooter to do ????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 What's a shooter to do ????????????????? Volunteer to run a match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwmiket Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 Well, there's always the "buy a 9mm, a case of Blazer, and shoot Production" route to get your fix............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerT Posted May 29, 2005 Author Share Posted May 29, 2005 Hell, we had 5 Sundays, with 5 matches this month. Plus the IA sectional, plus a Saturday shoot. Summertime is never a problem around here. You can shoot every Sunday, but the winters are just a frozen HELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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