tightloop Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Merlin When you are an extraordinary gentleman like I am, you don't have to worry about having a jack handle for the BFJ... BTW, we used to call them Shepheard Jacks...had a 42 inch lift or something like that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 i was at the range a couple of weeks ago sighting in the AR-15. i got stuck in one of the shooting bays. i managed to get out and started out towards the road, when the club manager waves his hands stopping me to give me a tounge lashing for tearing the ground up. which in turn caused me to get stuck again! if i had a come-a-long, could have gotten out by myself. lynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Yep, that is a cotton trailer jack for sure. Now I dont even have to look to see where geezer-lock is from, course it is a pretty big place.----Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 MerlinWhen you are an extraordinary gentleman like I am, you don't have to worry about having a jack handle for the BFJ... BTW, we used to call them Shepheard Jacks...had a 42 inch lift or something like that.. A reply from a true Texan! Are you by chance related to this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I am that guy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Have you guys heard the one about the mouse and the elephant walking thru the woods? The mouse falls in a hole. He calls up to his elephant buddy for some help getting out of the hole. The elephant flops his "male unit" down into the hole...the mouse uses it to climb out of the hole. A few days later, the mouse and elephant are walking along again. This time the elephant falls into a hole. He asks his mouse friend to help him out. The mouse goes off...comes back with a Corevette...ties a rope onto the 'vette and he pulls the elephant out of the hole. Moral of the story... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you got a big dick...you don't need a Corvette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Am I good to go if I have BOTH????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If you got a big d^(k...you don't need a Corvette. So this exact joke ended up in an email joust between my husband (91 ZR1 Vette) and his buddy (Trans Am WS-6). And my husband responded much the same as tightloop. I couldn't let it be. So I chimed in with a reply to the two of them: "What rocks is when you have access to either and no car payment." (Guess I should add that my husband was my fiance` at the time....And no, I didn't make him sell the car when we married. So long as he has the 'vette, I can't outspend him on MY hobby!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If you got a big d^(k...you don't need a Corvette. So this exact joke ended up in an email joust between my husband (91 ZR1 Vette) and his buddy (Trans Am WS-6). And my husband responded much the same as tightloop. I couldn't let it be. So I chimed in with a reply to the two of them: "What rocks is when you have access to either and no car payment." OUCH, I bet that left a mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 Yes, Erik. Harah's Handyman is the original Highlift Jack. They were like the Kirby vacuum cleaner of jacks forty years ago. Mine was passed down to me by my father who understood my propensity for getting into trouble. (take that anyway you like TL, it's true of the jack and some other equipment as well. ) They can be a real life saver when you are incredibly stuck, but dangerous as hell though. When you trip the let-down switch have both hands on the handle and kick it with your boot. The term "getting one's jaw jacked", probably originated with these units. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyG23 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 They can be a real life saver when you are incredibly stuck, but dangerous as hell though. When you trip the let-down switch have both hands on the handle and kick it with your boot. The term "getting one's jaw jacked", probably originated with these units. Glad to see I'm not the only one who has been "jacked" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Sam You get into trouble....naw....but I bet you had some adventures when you were growing up....same as me...Adventures make memories, trouble takes you to jail.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Yeah, thanks TL I meant to say adventures. I don't know where that other word came from. ...... Trouble was something that bad people got into. Mikey, I've got the stitches and capped teeth too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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