No.343 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I didn't know they sold small bags of pork rinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Damned Yankee..... Typing that as two words calls into question your Southern-ness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I didn't know they sold small bags of pork rinds. Only for those sad individuals who don't have the level of manliness - or Southerness, which is of course a synonym - to handle the large bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 A true southern boy would not say Civil War. We usually call it the War for Southern Independence, or the War of Northern Aggression. Here's anotehr couple: I was so drunk I could'na seen through a ladder. He looked like he been shot at and missed, and sh-- at and hit Some of us also add "part 1" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul-the new guy Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 On the turn signal thing..... I can always tell when a Yankee is getting on the interstate, they turn on their turn signal.....really I had no idea where you were going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flattop Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 A true southern boy would not say Civil War. We usually call it the War for Southern Independence, or the War of Northern Aggression Didn't Preston Brooks strike the first blow? Damned Yankee..... Ain't that supposed to be one word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairtrigger Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 It looks like some are Way too serious for this thread Lighten up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 It looks like some are Way too serious for this thread Lighten up! Damnyankee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 We're already light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Ho Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 We're already light. Speak for yourself, I eat like a southerner ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biloxi23 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Here on the Mississippi Gulf Coast, any body living north of I-10 is a yankee (little y). Any body north of Tennessee is a Yankee, and anybody north of teh "Manson-Nixon" line is a Damnyankee. For those that are too serious, a pun was intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 you will not believe where I learned to think like a Southerner... Go north into maine... keep going until the road turns to gravel buy a farm..... grow up there... I have yet to meet any one from The South what don't do the very same things. dogs, guns, and hold my beer... up there one has to go back to the 1700's to get into growls about rebellions... the sad part is that I have been in Maryland almost all my life and I have been called a durnedYankee AND an ignorant Southerner. oh the pain. I knew I was a man without a country when I was sitting in a the dinning hall of the school translating between an old man from Alabama and an old woman from from NE Pa. He was taard and she henna-ed him. they could not understand a word the other said. all I did was repeat what each said.... one line I could not straight up repeat was: youun southen heres talk funny. ( yall south of here do talk funny) fear not! the South leads the way! If you are lost deep in yankeeland, head to the northern Maine woods you have friends there. the South is bigger than you know. miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckaroo45 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 (edited) Hmmmm ... Did anybody else notice Miranda is from Bawlimer? And HE's translating! Must've been an interesting conversation. Edited October 5, 2011 by buckaroo45 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpowe Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 It looks like some are Way too serious for this thread Lighten up! Damnyankee! All Ya'll do know the difference between Yankees and Damyankees, right? Yankees go home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Southernisms are fun and yes its commonly referred to by our southern brethern as "The War Of Northern Aggression" " He looked like a man who'd seen a lot of combat...or been married for a very long time." "Every snake is a rattler. Just when you git up and holler about one while on a stalk? Some idjit will try and tell you its just a garter snake. BullS---. It was a rattler...... or maybe a cobra." Brian S. :"Don't be scared of the gators John....its safe brother." Me: "Brian? THats not a gator...thats a dinosaur...put it down and stop making the dinosaur angry." Brain S.: "I can't believe y'all is gitting all upset over a lil ol gator. Hell they ain't worth being worked up about til they git to over 4 or 5 feet long." Me: "Brian? One step closer and I swear to God I'm shooting that freaking thing fuggedaboudit !" AND if you ever hear "Hey y'all? Watch this!" Run away...fast. Something life threatening is about to occur and its best to have plausibility deniability . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) "Every snake is a rattler. Just when you git up and holler about one while on a stalk? Some idjit will try and tell you its just a garter snake. BullS---. It was a rattler...... or maybe a cobra." In almost every instance where antivenom has been administered in the South, at some point the following words have been heard: "It just looks like a (insert name of venomous snake), that's nature's way of protectin' itself." - or - "He'll run -- he's more scared of you than you are of him." edited to add "I forget -- is it yellow on black, or yellow on red?" Side note - neighbor's dog (70 poundish pit) got bit on the lip by a coral snake last month. Gone in 15 minutes. Edited November 11, 2011 by Punkin Chunker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsmw5142 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Dem Ma-skeetas' was big nuff to stand flat footed and **** a turkey!! It's just over yonder... (25 miles later...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsmw5142 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I didn't know they sold small bags of pork rinds. Only for those sad individuals who don't have the level of manliness - or Southerness, which is of course a synonym - to handle the large bags. I seen them small bags once at the state fair.... figured them was fer the yankee tourists.. couldn't think of anyone else that would want a 2lb bag when the 4lb'r was settin right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msshooter Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 It looks like some are Way too serious for this thread Lighten up! Damnyankee! All Ya'll do know the difference between Yankees and Damyankees, right? Yankees go home! Damn Skippy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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