rhgunguy Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Dear fitness a-holes, Thank you so much for tramping down the snow on the sidewalk in front of my house. The resulting snow pack strained my snowblower to the point that one rim ripped the valve stem out. After fighting with numb fingers for a half hour I was able to get the tire off and have it repaired. Once back to the 3inches of snow pack you create in the quest for a body that will distract others from your lame personality, my snowblower then blew the drive belt in an attempt to gain purchase over the glacier you helped create. In summary, get a treadmill s***head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I'm sorry but this is one of the funniest things I've read today. Thanks. Hope you get that working better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukduk Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I just finished chipping 4" because my wife cannot process "do not drive on the driveway until I shovel the snow" hell she made me buy her own shovel! it still looks brand new except for the top of the blade where she was kicking it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifeislarge Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 These frikkin joggers in my neighborhood jog with their dogs which then crap on my lawn that I have to mow all winter. I hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothguy Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 In my neighborhood there are sidewalks on both sides of the street. Yet most joggers, walkers and mothers with baby carriages, use the street instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothguy Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 These frikkin joggers in my neighborhood jog with their dogs which then crap on my lawn that I have to mow all winter. I hate that. I hate winter, I'm so jealous, I wish I was there to mow your yard for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCMJ Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Then there's crazy people like me who won't drive a car a 1/4 mile to the mailbox. I'd rather walk in the 40-50mph wind and thunder snow, I'm so cheap! What I hate is the fact that I did that and the mailbox was empty today! Arrrrgggghhhh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe4d Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I live in the country, round these parts if someone is jogging they stole something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhgunguy Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 I just finished chipping 4" because my wife cannot process "do not drive on the driveway until I shovel the snow" hell she made me buy her own shovel! it still looks brand new except for the top of the blade where she was kicking it That's the other thing that got me going! I blow a strip out to the end of the driveway to clear it and then work on the sidewalk. Thanks to the joggers, my trip to get the tire fixed required putting tire tracks in the snow! A day off work that I could have spent with my wife and son turned into an all day snow blowing event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cknapp Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 This made my day..... Reminds me when I was in an areas where it snows.. People loose their minds here in the panhandle of Florida when it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Then there's crazy people like me who won't drive a car a 1/4 mile to the mailbox. I'd rather walk in the 40-50mph wind and thunder snow, I'm so cheap! What I hate is the fact that I did that and the mailbox was empty today! Arrrrgggghhhh! your the the guy who is walking down the street coverd in snow and ice, when its taking all I got just to keep the truck between the trees and I am askingmyself who is walking in this s#@%. nice to meet you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCMJ Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 your the the guy who is walking down the street coverd in snow and ice, when its taking all I got just to keep the truck between the trees and I am asking myself who is walking in this s#@%. nice to meet you Negative sir, I'm in-complex when I do this. Would never be out walking on the side of the road in bad weather. Even though we get frequent snow and ice here in MuSoorUh, NOBODY seems to have even the minimal driving skills necessary to cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRider Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 your the the guy who is walking down the street coverd in snow and ice, when its taking all I got just to keep the truck between the trees and I am asking myself who is walking in this s#@%. nice to meet you Negative sir, I'm in-complex when I do this. Would never be out walking on the side of the road in bad weather. Even though we get frequent snow and ice here in MuSoorUh, NOBODY seems to have even the minimal driving skills necessary to cope. If you want to see people that can't drive in the snow, come to the Alabama Gulf Coast during one of the once in ten year snowfalls that we get. There will be cars lined up in the ditches. During the late 80s, I worked in a Tire and Muffler shop. We had 5" of snow (that is alot for us), the local wrecker service brought a steady stream of cars to us that had the tire beads pulled from the rim, but were otherwise drivable. We nearly froze breaking down tires, washing the mud out of them and remounting them. Hurley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toothguy Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 your the the guy who is walking down the street coverd in snow and ice, when its taking all I got just to keep the truck between the trees and I am asking myself who is walking in this s#@%. nice to meet you Negative sir, I'm in-complex when I do this. Would never be out walking on the side of the road in bad weather. Even though we get frequent snow and ice here in MuSoorUh, NOBODY seems to have even the minimal driving skills necessary to cope. If you want to see people that can't drive in the snow, come to the Alabama Gulf Coast during one of the once in ten year snowfalls that we get. There will be cars lined up in the ditches. During the late 80s, I worked in a Tire and Muffler shop. We had 5" of snow (that is alot for us), the local wrecker service brought a steady stream of cars to us that had the tire beads pulled from the rim, but were otherwise drivable. We nearly froze breaking down tires, washing the mud out of them and remounting them. Hurley Your post got me thinking about when Johnny Carson was talking about snow removal in Beverly Hills. I think it was a spatula taped to a Porsche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 your the the guy who is walking down the street coverd in snow and ice, when its taking all I got just to keep the truck between the trees and I am asking myself who is walking in this s#@%. nice to meet you Negative sir, I'm in-complex when I do this. Would never be out walking on the side of the road in bad weather. Even though we get frequent snow and ice here in MuSoorUh, NOBODY seems to have even the minimal driving skills necessary to cope. If you want to see people that can't drive in the snow, come to the Alabama Gulf Coast during one of the once in ten year snowfalls that we get. There will be cars lined up in the ditches. During the late 80s, I worked in a Tire and Muffler shop. We had 5" of snow (that is alot for us), the local wrecker service brought a steady stream of cars to us that had the tire beads pulled from the rim, but were otherwise drivable. We nearly froze breaking down tires, washing the mud out of them and remounting them. Hurley Your post got me thinking about when Johnny Carson was talking about snow removal in Beverly Hills. I think it was a spatula taped to a Porsche. That is great. I like that image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cy Soto Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Jogging in a blizzard is invigorating. Watching my neighbor chip away at my ice tracks on the sidewalk is exhilaraing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PistoleroJesse Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Cedar Falls has a pretty sweet gym. It's 14 laps to a mile, so it gets pretty boring though... Both my neighbours have snowblowers, but it's a point of pride for my wife and I that we use a shovel and still get it done faster. That's mostly because my wife does it before I get home. But she's a point pride for me anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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