davidwiz Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Erik - If you don't mind, what state do you live in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 davidwiz, where else could you find a homeless person with an 800 lb. gunsafe and $10,000 worth of custom blasters? Kali-forn-ya. Ahhh, genteel poverty. That's my personal choice of lifestyle.......it's so...ya know... liberating. OOOOHHH, Ya haul six-teen tons, and whadda ya get...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 OOOOHHH, Ya haul six-teen tons, and whadda ya get...... Another day older And deeper in debt. Saint Peter don't ya call me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Akai, .....cuz I owe my soul for a ton of ammo???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Erik - Don't know what industry you are in but the jobs are starting to pick back up here in the sillicon prairie (D/FW - Richardson in particular). I got to Texas from California (all together now) as soon as I could. The bias isn't too bad here against "fur-uh-ners" - read that as non native texans. However, I am grateful for yankees. Texans hate them far more than Californians. In the space of 12 days after moving to the state, I was pulled over SIX times for having out of state plates. I warn you though, you may need a translation book for the first six months. Nothing is ever simply spoken, everything is answered in metaphor or simile. I.E. That dog won't hunt or It's hotter out than two mice making love in a wool sock or That is just off like a prom dress.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Remember," it's not what you know it's who you know" OOPS thats in Vegas Sorry Ivan SCS Vegas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I can't get past the visual of him moving an 800 pound safe by himself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I can't get past the visual of the two mice in the wool sock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted August 24, 2004 Author Share Posted August 24, 2004 My problems are solved: I'll live in the safe. Hafta sell some guns, though. carinab, I would die anywhere near Dallas. I don't do heat and/or humidity. (Didn't we shoot on the same squad at the 02 Factory Gun? I didn't return for 03.) shred insists I could live through Austin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I'm with Phil, move down here. I can fit you up cab licence real quick, just bring a turban, shoe polish, pretend you can't speak English (not to much of a stretch seeing as you are from the US)smile a lot and drive like a complete idiot. It will be fine if you drive on the right, no one will notice here as you will be in a taxi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.40AET Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Is Munch's Scream secretly tucked away in your safe???? The sale of it should by a sweet place to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Siggy I always heard that one as two minks in a wool sock.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 ...or perhaps two ferrets. They're about the same size--but slightly cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 I like the minks....afterall, I am easy but not cheap..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Get a room already!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 ...or an 800-lb safe, perhaps... or a sock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 ...or an 800-lb safe, perhaps... or a sock... American Pie anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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