ima45dv8 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her: "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies.'" So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked. One morning, she was running late and when she was on the bus, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. She loved her new look, so she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said: "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." A man who was sitting nearby, asked her: "Did you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?" She replied: "Why, yes I do. How did you know?" The man leaned toward her and whispered: "Hickory dickory dock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 The most effective way to increase the size of the male organ is to send one's wife/girlfriend to the clinic for surgical reduction of the size of their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 A classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 I hear you shouldn't rub Crisco on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 .......alright,waiting for the other shoe to fall.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 ...tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 It's gotta happen......tick tock, tick tock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Cisco....is shortening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Guess I am too old to have gotten that on the first go 'round....thanks for 'splainin that for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Cisco....is shortening Sounds like experience talking, Flex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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