Flexmoney Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 You should have bought this thread a ring if you didn't want anybody messing with it. BAAWHAAHHAAHAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Eric, if ANYONE's threads deserve to be "messed with" it's YOURS. Hey, and for cryin' out loud, this WAS a "sex" thread to begin with!!!! For real!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 You should have bought this thread a ring if you didn't want anybody messing with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texasag93 Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Eric, have you read my favorite things on my bio. I am a perv. TXAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling White Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Woohoo.....nuttin better than a good bounce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 thats priceless. BTW you know tigger will be extinct soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Sorry oh esteemed scribe, I am going to have to call BS on that entire claptrap you laid out there... PM me for details, if you dare... Tightloop speaks: fiction and fact from Wink's alamanac... Oh come now. No need for PMing. I'll show you mine - in public even - if you show us yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 (I gotta see this...!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Is EricW getting jealous? Seems like we have to many horny shooter chatting away here - go shoot out your frustration!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Seems like we have to many horny shooter chatting away here - go shoot out your frustration!!!! If it were that easy, I'd never, ever leave the range. You'd see me hip deep in empty brass all the time. I'd have to get my guns rebarreled monthly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 "If it were that easy, I'd never, ever leave the range. You'd see me hip deep in empty brass all the time. I'd have to get my guns rebarreled monthly." ...and no RO would be safe around the SiG Lady! (or anyone else, for that matter...!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 We've got two concurrent topics here that bear scrutiny... BTW Siggy, still counting my FF Miles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 "BTW Siggy, still counting my FF Miles." Oh, Jeez....Busted!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling White Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Hey gang... Don't let your love life turn sour . You can sweeten things up with delicious mood foods guaranteed to stir your passions to a fever pitch. For some people, smelling jasmine on a warm summer evening is all it takes to get them in the mood for love . For others, nibbling a piece of rich chocolate or shooting a race pistol is the answer. Chocolate and shooting really do more than just satisfy the sweet tooth. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine, a chemical similar to the substance that's automatically released by the body during sex . Shooting on the other hand has long been considered a great alternative fix. It is said that shooting sharpens the mind, releases stress, and eliminates frustration. Guess that's the reason why the lugs on my barrel broke completely off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I guess that explains why I am back after not shooting in 10 years. somber mood: and why I have to put together a new gun this winter allready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 It does those things only if you do it well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Well since I am really bad, I guess that does not help me then. Must practice more. But practicing tends to lead away from meeting women. ON another note. Most women seem to dislike the fact that my house smells like burnt gun powder. I always here whats that smell. Then they see the indoor range behind the kitchen and flip out. So I guess I am stuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sterling White Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 All men believe sex is better than chocolate. All women know chocolate is better than sex. The only way to completely satisfy both sexes is to...go shooting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 That goes right back to my comment. imagine on uspsa.com a dating service. Wanted good women that shoots open. Show open gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firewalker Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Wanted good women that shoots open. Show open gun. But what if she just shot Limited? with a radicial body, super trick trigger, and a nice paint job on her grips? would You still give her another look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Hmmm.... Sex, guns and chocolate. Drool. Who could ask for more...? (Well, a little money is nice, but...) Kingman, do you have a picture of "the indoor range behind the kitchen"...? Must see. How about instead of "Show Open Gun", just "Show Up." My standup safe and the reloading bench are in or near the bedroom. Which means my bedroom smells like leather and, well, sometimes gun cleaner. Is that a pheromone good thing (a turn-on) or a strictly ridiculous thing (a turn-off)...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firewalker Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Sig if its like hoppe's 9 then your a keeper But on the other hand if its like Tetra gun copper solovent then instead of ear muffs have to wear nose plugs damn drifted this thread.....oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 No, it's only mildly noticeable right after the guns have been cleaned. It evaporates eventually... leaving the gun-leather fragrance prevailing. Ahhhh..... Sniffff....... Oh-- and I think this was a thread that was DESTINED to drift. We're all off the hook here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Sig - just for you I will get a pic of the indoor range behind the kitchen. It also contains the reloading area. The talk of leather is a good thing btw. As far as limited thats all good as well. Drifting yet, further. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 All men believe sex is better than chocolate. All women know chocolate is better than sex. The only way to completely satisfy both sexes is to...go shooting! OR.................. integrate Hershey's Chocolate Syrup into your sex life........ Jeffro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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