Youngeyes Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 (edited) Where's all that global warming I was promised? Now the power went out. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited October 29, 2011 by Youngeyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donbryant993 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 I just got back from a halloween night shoot... and I can tell you global warming is far far away from central ohio... BRRR its cold out here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdm74 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ruined trick-or-treating for my daughter, and no power for past 10 hours. On top of knee surgery so I can't even shovel the snow, and the wife is pregnant, so were stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ruined trick-or-treating for my daughter, and no power for past 10 hours. On top of knee surgery so I can't even shovel the snow, and the wife is pregnant, so were stuck Holy cow! Man I wish I lived closer, I would help you out. Good luck with that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdm74 Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Ruined trick-or-treating for my daughter, and no power for past 10 hours. On top of knee surgery so I can't even shovel the snow, and the wife is pregnant, so were stuck Holy cow! Man I wish I lived closer, I would help you out. Good luck with that.. Thanks man I appreciate that. Luckily we have nice neighbors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind bat Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Stupid snow caused our local Halloween match to be cancelled. I was really stoked to shoot zombies and tanurite in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trey A Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 I can say I have never thought about shooting a match in the snow. I may have to head up y'alls way and check it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpeltier Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Hmm. Just looked outside...no snow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Timing is everything. Our Halloween Boolast went off fine LAST week. This week, not so good for much of anything. Kids sleigh riding before trick or treat is just WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted November 3, 2011 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 Still no power. Using a friend's computer. No phones, no internet, and no power. Repeat, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On a good note, friends and neighbors have been great. Now's the time when you find out who the good guys(and gals) are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laz2011 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Nothing like canceling a Steel Match at the last minute.Because the weather man's forecast only called for a dusting.And not over 6 inches and no visibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKSNIPER Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 December 8 6:00 P It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving to Wisconsin was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 14 Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December 16 Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel. December 17 Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm f*#king freezing to death in my own living room. December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. My arms are so sore from shoveling I can't lift the damm shovel anymore. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December 22 Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white crap fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, peed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the idiot is lying. December 23 Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying. December 24 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the __________ who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know that _______ hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been!! Tonight the crazy b**** wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow. December 25 Merry f*#king Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop fell tonight and we are snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes me want to puke. God, I hate the snow! Then the _______ snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a _______ idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I swear to God, I'm going to kill her and stuff her into the microwave. December 26 Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27 Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. December 28 Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The B**** is driving me crazy!!! December 29 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the biggest pile of bullshit I ever heard. How _________ dumb does he think I am? December 30 Roof caved in. I beat the shit out of the idiot snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted. December 31 I set fire to what's left of the house. HA! I beat you snow…you ____! No more shoveling! Wait….. I hear sirens…... January 8 Feels so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to this bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 This Hate rant has turned into a discussion, which is beyond the bounds of the rules for the Hate Forum. Thus, it must be closed. Please review the Hate Forum Rules: http://www.brianenos.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8097 [note: this is a generic response] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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