outerlimits Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will instead detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed! This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 hahaha, yes!!! get the petition started for this new safety feature for America! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recovering19A Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..." It's not quite 6:00AM, but that image is going to keep me going all day. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyburg Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I can see a job anouncment for a tester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD Niner Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) I love simple and effective solutions to complex problems. It sure would save time too! Although now that I think about it, this could be a major problem if you passed gas at the wrong time. Edited May 27, 2010 by XD Niner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Attention housekeeping, clean up in booth three! CYa, Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Another booth that comes with tissues! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slip knot Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Works for me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 It would be like one of those sanitary restrooms in Europe, the kind that steam washes itself after a person is done, and won't let anyone else in till it's done. They are made of stainless, I think. The airlines would make out as well. They would have sold a ticket that won't be used... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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