Chris Keen Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 (edited) I've never heard some of these, so I hope they are new to you too! (I think # 8 is my favorite) 1. Nothing ticks you off more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was a child. 3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. 4. I would rather try to carry 15 plastic grocery bags in each hand than make 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 5. If you die, I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history, empty your night stand drawer and throw away all your prescriptions . 6. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what somebody said? 7. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an a_-hole from cutting in at the front. 8. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on step # 5. I'm Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 9. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 10. Bad decisions make good stories 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. 13. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. 14. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save the changes to my 30+ page project I know I did'nt make changes to. 15. While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . I'm not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed. 16. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. 18. Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles... 19. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 20. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 21. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it. 22. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 23. When I am driving I wonder why I have to turn down the radio when I am lost and trying to find my way. Edited March 31, 2010 by Chris Keen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Chris, #5 was used by me in the Army. A fellow NCO passed away while we were in Korea. We threw away A LOT of stuff his wife did not need to see when his belongings made it back home! It should be some kind of man code! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 WAY too many of those apply to me very well, haha. good stuff to brighten my work day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beginner shooter Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Another deep thought; Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I can surely relate to #3 and #4. And #17 happened today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 23. When I am driving I wonder why I have to turn down the radio when I am lost and trying to find my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 When I walk into a room only to realize I forgot why I walked into it, it has never helped to walk out and then back in, but I usually try it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S. Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 On a good day, I can hit all of those before noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tptplayer Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I would pay good money for #3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 23. When I am driving I wonder why I have to turn down the radio when I am lost and trying to find my way. This is funny. I sometimes drive trucks at work. Whenever I am backing a trailer into a tight spot I have to turn the radio down as well or I just can't do it. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 #10 is very true but #7 is my favorite. It makes me feel justified when I know others are thinking the same thing I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Miles Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 #2...it's NEVER too late to have a happy childhood. Get your nap on! CYa, Pat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkatz44 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 #8 and #9 are the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 # 4 is me all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 "When I walk into a room only to realize I forgot why I walked into it, it has never helped to walk out and then back in, but I usually try it anyway." This method has worked for me every time. For decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 ad to come back in here after i started laughing. I just got done doing #4 a few minutes ago. put all the bags down and just laughed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgood Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Chris, #5 was used by me in the Army. A fellow NCO passed away while we were in Korea. We threw away A LOT of stuff his wife did not need to see when his belongings made it back home! It should be some kind of man code! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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