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Easiest way to not look like a PITA is make it part of the course of fire description. "Drawing from concealment, engage T1 with.........." Regards,

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!" "Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money." Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that " BJ" I promised you? Here it comes!!"

Here in the North East it is: FLUSH THE TWO JOHNS

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation...and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it..." Here is her entry: Carnation milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch, just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!

People using that sentence show lack of knowledge in more than one way We all know revolvers rule

Thanks for the over view. From someone that will probably never see the Nationals, it is a real good read. One comment: For the light, I hold between first and second finger of left hand (I shoot right hand) light turns on with heal of the hand. On the reload, I still hold the light the same, can strike the rod with my thumb, and not loose the light. I do the reload with no light. Maybe a little slower, but it works for me. My night vision is very good and I have never missed a reload. I have been doing reloads this way since the 70's when I carried a revolver on duty and the lights were a lot bigger so you had to tuck them under your arm. (yeah I'm an old fart) Thanks again for the overview. Regards, Gary

I always counter that one with, "OK, Time's up" How about those answering telephones with "Can you hold please?" Click without waiting for an answer........No, I can not hold I am just as important as the other person and I will call someone who wants my business If you couldn't talk to me why did you answer the telephone???????

Hope this is new to you MURPHY'S LAWS FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT - The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you've been a cop. - Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face. - High speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic. - If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer or he works for Internal Affairs. - Placing a gun back in a shoulder holster with your finger on the trigger will cause you to walk with a limp. - If you have 'cleared' all the rooms and met no resistance, you and your entry team have probably kicked in the door of the wrong house. - If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at. - Domestic arguments will always migrate from an area of few available weapons (living room), to an area with many available weapons (kitchen). - If you have just punched out a handcuffed prisoner for spitting at you, you are about to become a star on 'Eyewitness News'. - When a civilian sees a blue light approaching at a high rate of speed, he will always pull into the lane the cop needs to use. - If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions. - You can never drive slow enough to please the citizens who don't need a cop, and you can never drive fast enough to please the ones who do. - On any call, there will always be more 'bad guys' than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be. - The longer you've been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper gets. - Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it. - You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is "Boomer". - If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S.W.A.T. Team.

I am so GD tired of hearing 24-7 when anything is explained. We are on your case 24-7 What, no bathroom break? Never sleep? BS. Is 24-7 in any way related to 7-11? How about 5 and 10? As far as "Have a good day" It has been shortened now to "Have a good one" Usually said by the woman behind the counter at the coffee shop. My answer: Darlin, I have a good one As someone posted, better off not saying anything.

I am sorry, you didn't hold my interest. Could you repeat it again?

If I read the rules correctly, the answer would be no for revolver division. It has to be "Factory Standard" and I do not know of a 5" 686. Regards,

So IDPA is evolving into IPSC? More than you know. And don't get me wrong, I enjoy both sports. Any place to shoot is a good time. If these people want to whine, go to the whine cellar Regards,

OK B, since SigLady, you and others like them here is the link: KEY CHAINS Maybe you can get Kevin to make some Key chains Regards,

Make sure you show up, you already won your division Biggest problem is to eliminate the chatter during the walk through. You have to set your own strategy for six rounds and never mind how the others will shoot. Take your time and get A hits and have a good time. Everything else will take care of itself. Regards,

Many know the rules and break them. Many show up not knowing the rules. Where do you draw the line? Having recently been a SO at a major match for 2 days, I am a little disgusted with the whole thing. Never seen so much gaming and whining in my life. As far as a fair game, there is no such thing. There will always be those that side step the rules. IDPA is getting away from the original ideas of "Real Life" scenarios and is headed more to the game side. We now have IDPA guns, IDPA gear, IDPA shooting teams, and How to shoot IDPA courses. As one person says in his signature on another forum, "There are no walk throughs in real life" Regards,

I have used the big one as a key ring for a couple years now and bought the small ones to use as zipper pulls on my range bag. Only shooters know what they are when they see the key holder. It has held up real well. Regards,

For the ladies, how about some ear rings? Or a key ring for the guys? They would probably go good with the Regards,

That is my favorite also. Regards,

20 Things that it took me 50 + Years to learn 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. 6. You should not confuse your career with your life. 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. 9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 10. Never lick a steak knife. 11. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. 12. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. 13. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 15. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 16. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers. 17. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them. 18. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 19. Your friends love you anyway. 20. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

If you have them change the front sight, have them install a rear blade that goes with it. They should have what you need. Also request they sight it in at 25 yards for you to make sure he adjustment is still there. I did a change on a 610 from a .250 to a .200 front and was not able to lower the rear sight enough to have point of aim hits at 25 yards. Regards,

A few more God must love stupid people, he made so many As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools I'm just driving this way to piss you off Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine Regards,

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes Welcome To Shit Creek-----Sorry, We're out of paddles And an all time favorite!!!! I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made From the Precision Cartridge Co Regards,

Jim has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in West Virginia, as far from humanity as possible. Jim sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, burly man standing there. "Name's Enoch. Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Ah'm a havin' a party Satiday. Thought you'd lak to come." "Great," says Jim, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks, thanks." As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn ya there's a gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em." "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too." says Enoch. "Tough crowd, eh?" Jim says. "Well, I get along with people, I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem!" says Jim. "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Enoch turns, grins and says, "Whatever you want. It's jist gonna be you 'n me."

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