dajarrel Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 5 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks, "Hey podner, if you ain't gonna eat that chili, mind if I do"? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and says, "Sure, go head if you want to." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead rat in the chili. The sight is shocking and he immediately throws up the chili... back into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Cheely Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8shooter Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted May 17, 2005 Share Posted May 17, 2005 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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folsoml Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Maybe he could win on Fear Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMS42 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Ponoka, Alberta. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.' Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anubis Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 groan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisStock Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I know someone who would appreciate this one a ton, fwd'ing it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 I still love Texas jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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