mjbine Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice girl he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife moved on up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little romp. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 outstanding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichiganShootist Posted October 31, 2007 Share Posted October 31, 2007 Turn about IS fair play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Sounds like someone was reading "Penthouse Forum" when they thought that one up. Nice joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Those Penthouse letters are NOT real, I changed 644 tires looking for those twins..... :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertl35 Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Ahh can you say OOPS Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 Holeeee Craaaap........ Actually, that's one of the more clever 'Halloween' stories I've heard........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 (edited) OK you got most of the story rite . But what he told her was...... They wanted me to play cards, and your Brother showed up with out a costume ....Sooo I loaned it to him...And... Edited November 3, 2007 by AlamoShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted November 1, 2007 Share Posted November 1, 2007 ...He waits a few minuets and say Just kidding It was me all the time. I saw you coming down the street and had some your friends play along and dance with me just before you walked in the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Those Penthouse letters are NOT real, I changed 644 tires looking for those twins..... :angry: And wore out a set of jumper cables too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSMITH Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Those Penthouse letters are NOT real, I changed 644 tires looking for those twins..... :angry: And wore out a set of jumper cables too Where were you watching from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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