DMS42 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 He is so lazy that he'd starve to death in a grocery store. (My dad about a co-worker.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.E. Kelley Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 If B.S. was snow you would be a blizzard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Your so dumb you can't tell the difference between shit and clay if it was being shoved up your nose with a chop stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 (edited) When Insults Had Class dj Edited September 25, 2007 by dajarrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 About a lazy coworker: I understand though that you are quite busy on a molecular level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Another great Winston Churchill retort: Legend has it that George Bernard Shaw sent theatre tickets to Winston, with a note that said "here are two tickets to the opening night of my new show. Bring a friend... if you have one". Churchill sent back a note saying "I am busy that night. Please send tickets for the second night... if there is one." B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbrowndog Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 My favorite from the movie "last of the Mohicans".........you are a man of few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole. I was wrong to have thought so highly of you. Trapr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 One of my Dad's favorites: If you gave him two snails to watch he'd let one get away. RIP Pop Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Santiago Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 One of my favorites.... From 'Taming of the Shrew" "Whoreson, beetle-headed, flap-ear'd knave." I've tried to picture what a beetle would look like with big ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 My favorite from the movie "last of the Mohicans".........you are a man of few admirable qualities, but taken as a whole. I was wrong to have thought so highly of you.Trapr That's one of my favorite movies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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