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I was considering Texas has had a lot of rain this Summer, Erin is about to hit you and Tropical Storm Dean looks to be on the way for next week.

Keep your powder dry!

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Bill Cosby from long ago...

Noah was talking with god....

Noah balked at building an ark...

god replied, "Noah, How long can you tread water?"

still makes me laugh.

Gee Miranda, you must be as old as I am. But that is exactly what I was thinking of with my original post. :cheers:

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Gee Miranda, you must be as old as I am. But that is exactly what I was thinking of with my original post. :cheers:

I used to have his "Best of" LP that I listened to a ton back when I was younger. I just saw a CD of on it Ebay for $5, might have to pick it up, I haven't heard Noah in a long time... "Am I on candid camera??" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Gee Miranda, you must be as old as I am. But that is exactly what I was thinking of with my original post. :cheers:

I used to have his "Best of" LP that I listened to a ton back when I was younger. I just saw a CD of on it Ebay for $5, might have to pick it up, I haven't heard Noah in a long time... "Am I on candid camera??" :lol: :lol: :lol:

BestofBillCosbyCover.jpg

What's a CUBIT, lets see I used to know what a CUBIT was............

My version was on 8 track, sounded great in my 67 GTO.

Bruce

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Gee Miranda, you must be as old as I am. But that is exactly what I was thinking of with my original post. :cheers:

I used to have his "Best of" LP that I listened to a ton back when I was younger. I just saw a CD of on it Ebay for $5, might have to pick it up, I haven't heard Noah in a long time... "Am I on candid camera??" :lol: :lol: :lol:

BestofBillCosbyCover.jpg

What's a CUBIT, lets see I used to know what a CUBIT was............

My version was on 8 track, sounded great in my 67 GTO.

Bruce

It is the distance from your elbow to the tip of your middle finger.... <_<

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Just in case there are culturally deprived folks out there who never heard Cos to Noah:

Noah (3 skits)

by Bill Cosby

There's fella by the name of Noah

Built an ark

Everybody knows he built an ark.

You see

What Noah do? Well he built an ark

But very few people know about

The conversation that went on between the Lord and Noah

You see Noah was in his rec. room

Sawing away, he was making a few things for the home there.

He was a good carpenter

Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa, whoompa

Noah!

Somebody call?

Whoompa, whoompa, whoompa

Noah!

Who is that?

It's the Lord, Noah

Right!

Where are ja?

What you want? I've been good.

I want you to build an Ark

Right!

Whats an Ark?

Get some wood build it

300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits

Right!

Whats a cubit?

Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was

Well don't worry about that Noah

When you get that done

Go out into the world and

Collect all of the animals in the world by twos

Male and female, and put them into the ark

Right!

Who is this really?

What's going on?

How come you want me to do all these weird things?

I'm going to destory the world

Right!

Am I on Candid Camera?

How you gonna do it?

I'm gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown 'em right out

Right!

Listen to this, you'll save water

Let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights

And wait for the sewers back up

Right!

I just wondering,

What would be the effect of an Ark on the average neighbour?

Now, here's a guy going to work, 7 o'clock in the morning

Noahs next door neighbour and he sees the Ark.

Hey!

You up there!

What you want?

What is this?

It's an Ark

Aha

You wanna get it outta my driveway?

I gotta get to work

Listen, what this thing for anyway?

I can't tell you

Hahahahaha!

Well, I mean can't you give me a little hint?

You wanna a hint?

Yes, please

How long can you tread water?

Hahahah!

'Course Noah had a heck of a job really

He had to go out and collect

All the animals in the world, by two's

Two mosquitoes, male or female

And, uh, he had to keep telling the rabbits

Only two, only two, only two.

So we find Noah pulling up the last two animals

Two hippos and he's really in a hurry to get em up

Because hes afraid that the Lords gonna call him

And ask him to do something else

And his nevers are shot

This is one heck of a job for a man 600 years old

So we find him pulling up the two last hippos

And of course the Lord does call him there

Com'on fat hippos hurry up

Com'on will you please?

Noah!

What? What you want?

Gotta take one of those hippos out

And bring in another one

What for?

'Cause you got two males down there

And you need to bring in a female

I'm not bringin' nothin' in

You change one of em'

Com'on you know I don't work like that.

Well I'm sick and tired of this I've had enough of this stuff

I've been working all day

Working on it for days and days

I'm sick and tired of this

Noah!

Yeah?

How long can you tread water?

Yeah, well I got news for you

I'm sick and tired of this whole mess

The whole neigbourhood's out there laughing at me

They're all having a grand time

At good old old Noah there

I went out there at my best friend Larry

I've been talking to the Lord, Larry

Larry said

Oh, really

Yeah yeah

Lord, Larry, Larry, Lord

You walked off laughing

And I hear 'em all laughing at me

You know I'm the only guy in this neighbourhood with an Ark?

People around here laughing

Picket signs walking up and down

I'm sick and tired of this stuff here

People walking around here

How you doing Tarzan?

How's everything up there?.

Sick and tired of this mess here

You supposed to know all and see all

You let me go out there

And bring in a pregnant elephant

You give me no manual for delivery or nuthin'

Never told me the thing was pregnant

There's good old Naoh waitin' underneath the elephant there

Brrrrroooooooooom

Right on top

Sick and tired of this mess here

Had enough all this stuff

For you runnin' around

You supposed to know all and see all

Like I said before

You let me go out there and do all this stuff here

You never even looked in the bottom of that Ark

Have you looked down there?

No?

Who's gonna clean up that mess down there?

That's me

I tell you I've had enough of this stuff

I tell you what I'm gonna do

I'm letting all these animals out

And I'm gonna burn down this Ark

And I'm going to Florida somewhere

'Cause you haven't done nothin'

I'm sick and tired of all this mess

You foolin' around

And you haven't done nothing!

And you got it rainin'

It's not a shower is it?

Ok Lord me and you right

'Cause I knew it all the time

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