Nemo Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 But I do have four years documented experience with Latinas, and for a gringo that's street cred. Well... actually... you didn't make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Man, I am glad that I am not the third wheel out with DP40 and Zhunter on a seek and capture mission...I might as well turn in my secret decoder ring and go to the house... There are always two Sith, a master and a student. I will not even try to claim I am the master here. More like an innocent young jedi being seduced by the dark side.... and not resisting very well. Z's conquests are legendary, mine are mostly fantasy. But I do have four years documented experience with Latinas, and for a gringo that's street cred. Well if you are single and in South America, it is either get friendly with the locals or abstain..and I cannot see that option for you...LOL and you are corredt even the NSA has a satallite following Z on his escapades in South Fla...you should see some of the photos of the street cred he has....I would post them if it weren't for the National Security issues..LOL Edited August 22, 2007 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 he sends me them every morning. Get on that email list. It's worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtypool40 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Well... actually... you didn't make it. And then the folding chairs came out swinging like a Jerry Springer episode. I still hanker for Latinas, but I am a mortal man... New GF is Greek / Polish, but has the soul of a Latina, and the body of Jessica Alba, does that count? And no, Z already asked, no pics (yet). I told her she had to pass scrutiny of Tio Nemo and the Mighty Z. CFRPC this weekend, be there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 he sends me them every morning. Get on that email list. It's worth it. Move to FL to learn from Z and DP or stay in WV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Well... actually... you didn't make it. And then the folding chairs came out swinging like a Jerry Springer episode. I still hanker for Latinas, but I am a mortal man... New GF is Greek / Polish, but has the soul of a Latina, and the body of Jessica Alba, does that count? And no, Z already asked, no pics (yet). I told her she had to pass scrutiny of Tio Nemo and the Mighty Z. CFRPC this weekend, be there!! I am on the list.. Do NOT, repeat NOT leave your woman unattended with Z in the area...the word is that he charmed a golfer out of their kilt...so no telling how effective his charm might be on a hapless lass at a pistol match....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 DP's new gf: New GF is Greek / Polish, but has the soul of a Latina, and the body of Jessica Alba, does that count? And no, Z already asked, no pics (yet). True of false? (if I could answer my own question, without photo evidence I'd have to go for a bif fat F ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 The sisters, at the same time? umm, YES!!! Pronghorn or Big horn Dall, Alaska, '04 37" horns with 17" bases Thi or Indian Indian GirlsThai or Indian Neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 For big bear: ABC Islands or Kamchatna ABC Blue Eyes or Green Green see below Redhead or Brunette Redhead see above Victoria secret lingerie or one of your shirts over nothing? One of my shirt, that is SUPER sexy!!! inexperienced and yearning to be corrupted or ready to show you a thing or two? SHOW ME baby!!!!! Cheerleaders or Volleyballers? Volleyballers!!!! They be TALL on the beach in the evening or in the hot tub in winter YES to both Move to FL to learn from Z and DP or stay in WV Come on down, I can always use a good wingman!!! OK, I am back from dinner and caught up on the ones I felt I needed to respond to!!!!! Does DP play innocent, or is he????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'm going with True. Hell, I thought he was hitched to the last latina (I live under a rock.) And, whatever this Z list is, what do I have to do to get on it? And with that... Bratwurst or Italian Sausage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Brats, but only if served with sauerkraut, otherwise, Italian. Local dive for the Italian, or a fancy place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Hayden Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Local dive draught (draft) or bottle? Edited August 22, 2007 by BerKim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Bottle My dad taught me when I was 16 that if needed, that bottle could be used to fight your way out of that bar you probably chould not have gone into in the first place. Dive bar, pool or juke box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 BottleMy dad taught me when I was 16 that if needed, that bottle could be used to fight your way out of that bar you probably chould not have gone into in the first place. Dive bar, pool or juke box? Juke box, can't play pool well Benchmade or Boker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Benchmade or Boker Benchmade Surefire or Streamlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Surefire Mitutoyo or Starett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Benchmade or Boker Benchmade Surefire or Streamlight? Surefire And how do I get on the list? you pay or let her pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 SurefireMitutoyo or Starett Starett you pay or let her pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 you pay or let her pay I am old school, I ALWAYS pay!!! Order for her, or let her order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemo Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Order for her, or let her order? Let her order, but make recommendations... Wine her or champagne her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 TEQUILA jimmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Order for her, or let her order? Let her order, but make recommendations... Wine her or champagne her? Mitutoyo Wine her the champagne is for nurishment after round 1 and b4 round 2 Oysters Rockafeller or shrimp cocktail Edited August 22, 2007 by tightloop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Champagne in the hot tub later, wine at dinner edited to add, Oysters Pull out her chair, or let her do it? Goes with standing when she gets up to go to the powder room Edited August 22, 2007 by zhunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjbine Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Champagne in the hot tub later, wine at dinneredited to add, Oysters Pull out her chair, or let her do it? Goes with standing when she gets up to go to the powder room Pull out the chair Make the first move or play coy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 I always play coy!!!!! create sexual innuendo in conversation, or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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