Hotwings2001 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women > > > #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. > > #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're > on the road. > > #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably > let you try it out a few times. > > #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a > backup. > > #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. > > #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. > > #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. > > #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" > > #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. > > > > And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman is ..... > > #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 44 is 'old'...????!!!!! No. 5 is pretty much right-on. No. 3 is funny! No. 8... Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Here we go again.... Naturally the response would be.... Guns are better then men because: Guns don't boast about high capacity, large caliber, or their ability to hit the scoring ring. Guns don't make insensitive comments about your cooking or your weight. Guns only make noise when you want them to. A gun is reliable, always ready for action, but won't try to sleep with your best friend. Guns are quicker to reload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Ha, I think both list are funny. There is always a little truth in humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkS_A18138 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Carina, Yours is funny! Simply because it's true and you thought it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Actually Mark...all the ladies in the henhouse contributed to the response (the first time the guy's list was posted).....I can't take credit for it. Even though I think myself witty and highly amusing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et45 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 22s are a dime a dozen,a 44 in good shape is an object of desire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Di Vita Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (edited) Alrighty then! I like how this thread is drifting.... Not that I'm anywhere near 44. I'm in a holding pattern between 34 and 37. All the ladies in the hen house who agree with et45 say "Aye" Edited May 23, 2007 by carinab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 (edited) I can safely say that I would not consider anything below 35(7) both to shoot and date with ... ... but I'm a bit scared by those 60 ... Edited May 23, 2007 by Skywalker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkS_A18138 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Being, I own a 40 that is in awesome shape! There is no way in hell I would trade it for any of the 22's that I seen around here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Being, I own a 40 that is in awesome shape! There is no way in hell I would trade it for any of the 22's that I seen around here! Hey Mark, I'm thinking that's a long term lease you have...not ownership... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I enjoy a 56 High Caliber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin c Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 And I have a 45 ACP (Alluring Chinese Perfection) that will be mine forever , who stands by me, her 50 S&W (strong and wonderful ) or was that small and wimpy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glockaholic Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Here we go again....Naturally the response would be.... Guns are better then men because: Guns don't boast about high capacity, large caliber, or their ability to hit the scoring ring. Guns don't make insensitive comments about your cooking or your weight. Guns only make noise when you want them to. A gun is reliable, always ready for action, but won't try to sleep with your best friend. Guns are quicker to reload. AND they dont brag about the length of their barrel!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 LOL...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 Now I like my guns well enough But.... my gun wont cook my dinner. It wont give me a hug. No chicken soup when I am sick. Cant do laundry. No kiss hello or goodby and about a million other things I cant live without. Aint tradin no 22s 44s or even 50BMGs for my woman Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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