Merlin Orr Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS (He may already be gone from us) Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyinBlue Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Hey Merlin, Have you ever seen an old woman whack a stray cat with a broom? Nanci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Yesterday when my wife told me to fill the dishwasher, I said "Aren't you full from eating at Olive Garden?" ...With that, I ran to my reloading den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 yooz guys are in deep trouble....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Keen Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Yesterday when my wife told me to fill the dishwasher, I said "Aren't you full from eating at Olive Garden?"...With that, I ran to my reloading den I can't believe you STILL HAVE A RELOADING ROOM after that comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GmanCdp Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 was the brides maiden name....May Tag ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 THe brave man who said that ,,,probibly suffered death by frying pan Merlin, beware of brooms!! Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS (He may already be gone from us) Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." The mum, overhearing this exchange, reminds the dad that the only type of dishwasher they own is the kind that screws on a bed and that it will soon be unscrewed and put on the couch. She then mutters under her breath as she leaves the room, "this explains why the groom wears black...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 I am staying away from ANYTHING that references weddings at this point!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 31, 2007 Author Share Posted January 31, 2007 "this explains why the groom wears black...." EVERYONE knows why the groom wears black. It is to mourn the death of his sex life as he is now married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 "this explains why the groom wears black...." EVERYONE knows why the groom wears black. It is to mourn the death of his sex life as he is now married. Bwaahaaahaaa!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gameplayer Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Yesterday when my wife told me to fill the dishwasher, I said "Aren't you full from eating at Olive Garden?"...With that, I ran to my reloading den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear23 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Hey Merlin,Have you ever seen an old woman whack a stray cat with a broom? Nanci You're not my ex-wife are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micah Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 "this explains why the groom wears black...." EVERYONE knows why the groom wears black. It is to mourn the death of his sex life as he is now married. God I hope I don't lose interest in USPSA...maybe if I borrow someone elses gun for the night....I mean day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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