another falsely attributed article

[hitman]

Yes I know this might be considered somewhat political, isolationist or whatever but I thought it was good anyway.

You gotta love Robin Williams......

Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good d ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will b e allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. ( About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE ..Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

[BigDave]

False - debunked here.

[Viggen]

I'm good with numbers 2 through 10. Although the charm thing in 10 is about as likely as Teddy going dry. And 7 is likely to fail due to demand issues. But all-in-all it's a solid list.

You don't really think Williams came up with a list like this, do you?

Edited December 4, 2006 by Viggen

[SiG Lady]

Who cares! It SOUNDS like something he would've said. Either that or it was George Carlin. Let's put either/both of them in the White House and be done with it!!!!

[Micah]

Sounds like a strong platform to stand on. Lemmie keep my standard capacity mags and you've got my vote

Edited December 4, 2006 by Pharaoh Bender

[Steve Moneypenny]

Whoever said it... I agree strongly.

[SiG Lady]

Hey, we ALL get to keep our mags--no problem.

Hey, my platform: A deep-freeze full of steaks in every garage and a reloader in every spare bedroom (or closet, if you prefer)!!

[tightloop]

I am wiht you Siggy

[ErikW]

I say we shjt-can falsely attributed articles as soon as they are posted.

[hitman]

If I could figure out how to editi it I would take out any refrence to RW and lable it as the path forward for America.

[Merlin Orr]

We all know George Bush is the one who actually made the platform statement... However, we can't post with anything from his camp or we will be censored and deleted. This is the reason we must give the credit to someone other than the true author.

(insert thumbing nose icon here)

[Jon Merricks]

Push the edit buttom at the bottom of your post.

[hitman]

Wasent one there this morning.

Now all I can edit is my last post.

Fire good, glowey thing with words bad.

Seem to be having a caveman day.