SiG Lady Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 "...Slide Glide in there..." LMAOBT!! (Lauged My Ass Off Big Time) I go back to the doctor on the 6th. I'l ask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 No gophers, prairie dogs or other vermin anywhere near this lawn. Just a hole???? Flex, repaired blaster works fine. Can just drive, the clutch is obviously only needed part time, but hey it's a company wagon, and it has bull bars!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Dunlop Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 GM, don't mention any new "noxious pests" you never know who may be listening. The same people planning to ban smoking in public places are currently aerial spraying of our cities to rid us of a moth and pouring 85% of the worlds 1080 poison on our pristine wilderness to sort out the deer and possums. Can you imagine what they'd to if we had gophers, makes me shudder! P.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynn jones Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 gm iprod, must have been those pesky aussies rooting around in your yard. i've seen them on the aussie forum. they put holes everywhere. usually, it's piles. lynn jones (Edited by lynn jones at 3:09 pm on Jan. 1, 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted January 4, 2003 Share Posted January 4, 2003 The last time an Aussie was rooting around in my yard, oops best not go there the wife might read this. Foot getting better, damn shame I had to work the last two days (retail gunstore) lots of standing and foot is swollen like a polititions ego. But drugs are working real good so I'm ready for the next days effort. Best thing is the lady of the house should have the fence finished by Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDave Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Well, the worst gift I was ever given wasn't for Xmas, it was for my b-day (which is within a month of Xmas, so close enough) My wife's step-mother got me a small ornate metal basket with painted moose on it filled with fake fruit. This is the kinda basket you might give to your elderly grandmother or aunt or something. When I opened it, I laughed. My wife's step-brother apologized on behalf of the family. I said "thank you, its going in my relaoding room". And that sunuva be-atch is in my reloading room. Now, here's the thing. My step-in-law was the mother of two boys. I'm a 6'6", 300 lb., smoking, beer drinking, cussing, non-smiling mass of a man. She has known me since I was half as tall as I am now. Her nephew was the best man in my wedding. WTF!?!?!? I should re-gift it to my father in-law, one of her male cheauvenist(sp?) brothers, or one of her sons. But, no, that thing will sit right up next to my Dillon 650 and I will show it to her every damn time she comes to visit. Best gift? My first house (although the thing is trying to mortally wound me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSeevers Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Your stepmother has a great sense of humor. Get her a chainsaw next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmark Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 Some time back I was approached by two men from my church who informed me "we're gonna put you in a hearse!" When they reached around behind there backs, I was considering a hasty retreat, when they both produced checkbooks! Well, I had discussed a plan with the church leaders to use a Hearse in street ministry as a reminder of our mortality, (or immortality) but I guess I wasn't ready to be faced with mine! Now thats a gift I'll never forget! (whew) I wouldn't recomend trying this with your stepmom, Big Dave, but I may be able to get you one! I don't know why they call me Mad Mark....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted January 5, 2003 Share Posted January 5, 2003 I think I'm gonna leave the tree up all year. My Burkett DVD's came in from Brian a week or so ago. COOL! And, today, a buddy dropped by just to give me a a CD that I mentioned the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 Flex-- I know people who've done that. Boy, does that tree look funky after about three months!... M/Mark-- I do. Know, that is. PS--Book's in the mail first class post. Shouldn't take long. Happi Gnu Yeer! (Edited by SiG Lady at 8:59 am on Jan. 6, 2003) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmark Posted January 6, 2003 Share Posted January 6, 2003 the sound you hear is the whispered tones of the pot identifying the kettle as black....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted January 7, 2003 Share Posted January 7, 2003 Aren't we all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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