Pat Miles Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird And people take Prozac to make it normal.Number 1 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the Millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toolguy Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 A big mouth is always connected to a small mind.- Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Some people can't tell the difference between Shit and Smelly Clay as it is being shoved up their nose with a big stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solaritx Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 If it feels like Sh#t, smells like Sh#t and tastes like Sh#t......It's probably.....Oh damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hi-Power Jack Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 #'s 10, 9, 8 & 1 are great ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S. Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Stupidity can be fixed but it's not legal to do so. - me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
openclassterror Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 When someone dies, they do not know they are dead. It is only difficult for the people around them. IT IS THE SAME IF THEY ARE STUPID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cody6477 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 The fact that you're p---ed is not evidence that your're right. You can't do everything for anyone or anything for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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