mspingy Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 As an employee of K-Mart you are sometimes required to make storewide pages, e.g.,” I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the paint counter." One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom system with the following message: "I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 OK now, everybody visualize that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Ouch! What kind of assistance? Back in the day I used to amuse myself in various airports by having the operator page various people to the courtesy phones. My favorites were Eldridge Cleaver, Huey Newton, etc... "Paging Eldridge Cleaver to the White Cour..t...es....y..............Phone." I just loved the way the operators voice would trail off if they realized what they were saying. Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 LOL @ Nolan! Somewhere on the net there are WAVs or MP3s of some guys who love to have fun with airport paging phony names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old shooter Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 This is true, I swear, About 3 weeks ago, while I was in Walmart, the store page came on and announced "Mr. Williams (not name), your anal cream is ready....." Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 "Paging Eldridge Cleaver to the White Cour..t...es....y..............Phone." ROFL Years ago I worked in a "black" project at a defense contractor. A co-worker of mine loved to call into the bullpen area and ask for people to be paged. My favorite one was "Is there a Mr. Raff here? A Mr G. Raff? Paging a G. Raff?" bg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 "...the store page came on and announced "Mr. Williams (not name), your anal cream is ready....." Noooo!... You're sh**ting us!!! How stupid of them! STUPID!!! When will the stupidity end...??!! Hiliarious, though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Our techs used to call in to the receptionist and mess with her. They went through the typical Bill Gates, Larry Ellison requests but the all time hit was the page that went out for:::: Heywood Jablome :::::: there wasn't a dry eye in the house. She thought it was a visitor. Stew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricW Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 D.B. Cooper used to get a lot of pages at PDX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockwell Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 "Mr. Williams (not name), your anal cream is ready....." I wonder if he actually went and payed for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Gah, I would've gone home and HID...! Then sued their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 A couple of young men were in line in front of me a couple weeks ago with only two items between them: hemhorroidal suppositories and fungicide. <shudder> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 and a Hampster?....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglick Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Merlin what do you know that I don;t know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Merlin what do you know that I don;t know Rest assured, Scotty...... Nothing first hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Gentry Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 you would have sued their asses, or soothed their asses? They could have used his cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 ...eewww...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 D.B. Cooper used to get a lot of pages at PDX. My cousin up in Oregon is married to D. B. Cooper's brother! The FBI showed up at the Cooper's house in Dallas, Oregon immediately following the Hijacking. When they saw 8 year old Danny Boy Cooper in his 'jammies they decided he wasn't the hijacker. Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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