Merlin Orr Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Male Logic A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Well, there is a certain amount of male logic to that statement, but I am sure it will draw some Boo's from the female contingent here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 There's a fine line here... Almost too fine to be visible. Definitely has to be evaluated on a case-by-case basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I like Pepsi regardless.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman33_99 Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I seem to just put coins in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 I'm hoping for some change BACK! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tupperware Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 What if the "Pepsi machine" takes your money and doesn't give anything in return? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 23, 2004 Author Share Posted November 23, 2004 What if the "Pepsi machine" takes your money and doesn't give anything in return? hehe - Just call it an average date??? or perhaps an average marriage after the first couple of years? < Fire Proof Suit ON. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 What if the "Pepsi machine" takes your money and doesn't give anything in return? Uh-Oh. You've met my ex-wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 You know, every year several men are killed by vending machines... Meanwhile, every machine I approach is either empty or says to use exact change only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Meanwhile, every machine I approach is either empty or says to use exact change only. If you were still in Kalifornia you might have grounds for a discrimination suit there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Keep talking... I'm reading... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Keep talking... I'm reading... ... and reloading. So, SL... how long does it take to etch a person's name on a .45 bullet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Gives new meaning when Siggy tells you she has something for you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Jeez at least machines leave you with change in your pocket. I am glad she did not know what open guns are worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 But if you have exact change, then everyone gets what they need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 But if you have exact change, then everyone gets what they need... I value my fur too much to even suggest women are always trying to change us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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