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Male Logic

Merlin Orr

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Male Logic

A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.

The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honor. I brought

the child into this world with pain and labor.

She should be in my custody."

The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do

you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly


"Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine

and a Pepsi comes out...whose Pepsi is it...

the machine's or mine?"

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