Duane Thomas Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 An honest man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects. He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 that ranks as a top ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Think I met that woman in Houston................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rishii Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Think I met that woman in Houston................ I know I met her here, true story, I was driving on a busy street, following the flow of traffic, a car in the next lane, cuts me off, nearly takes off my front bumper in the process, gases it for about 20 yards, hits the brake hard, to avoid hitting the car in front of her, changes lanes again , nearly hitting another car. I watched her in a space of a 3/4 mile nearly cause another 4 wreaks. caught up to her at a stop light, as soon as it turned green, gassed straight to a CHRUCH. I never knew, the get into heaven, you had to drive like HELL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detlef Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Houston is indeed full of these folks. I guess a bumper sticker makes agood Christian here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Linch Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?Luke 6:46 Bumper stickers won't cut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 QUOTE (Jesus) Didn't find him in the forum members...search came out empty... Sorry Jim, couldn't refrain myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Linch Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 QUOTE (Jesus) Didn't find him in the forum members...search came out empty... Sorry Jim, couldn't refrain myself... He said seek and you shall find. Keep looking bud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Ah, Mr. Linch has joined the coolest Forum on the planet! Welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Linch Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Thanks Sig Lady, glad to be back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 An honest man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects. He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." I'm betting she was from up north! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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