Duane Thomas Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 "Be good and for your birthday I'll buy you a motorcycle." "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Don't bother wearing a jacket -- it's quite warm out." "Let me smell that shirt -- yeah, it's good for another week." "I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity." "Yeah, I used to skip school, too." "Just leave all the lights on. It makes the house more cheery." "Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?" "Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!" "Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know." "I don't have a tissue with me -- just use your sleeve." "Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me." "Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the big deal about having to cross a few main streets?" "My meeting won't be over till later tonight. You kids don't mind if we skip dinner?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 In our dreams!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youngeyes Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 (edited) If you're having a beer get me one. I like your girlfriend. Ask her if she'd like to stay over tonight. Your subscription to Penthouse magazine almost expired but I renewed it for you. Edited September 8, 2011 by Youngeyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowShooter Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) Things Your Mother Would Never Say - We're never going to get there if you drive that slow - Go ahead and change lanes, they'll get out of the way - Its okay that your bother is way ahead of you in life, you don't need to be like him - You're running low on ammo, what if the apocalypse happens tomorrow? - I need something to keep in the nightstand, Can you get me a S&W 500, or something in 10mm? Edited September 10, 2011 by SlowShooter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I know that you like my food - no need to eat that second (or third) plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foilhat Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I worry about you and your brother. Men your age should eat more red meat and drink lots of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You look stressed. Here's some money. Go get yourself a nice hooker & when you get back we'll smoke a bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted September 15, 2011 Author Share Posted September 15, 2011 I love it! Keep 'em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biloxi23 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 She looks so nice in that tube top and hot pants. Do you think any of the youg guys know what hot pants are? I'm talking about the shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirveyr Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) What? Times are tough since your father left. Just put the dollar in the G-string and we'll alk about this later. Edited September 15, 2011 by sirveyr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snertley Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 "You look nice in those ratty jeans and un-ironed shirt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Damn f@#$ing right you f@#$ing do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LLDJR Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 No matter how flat the pancake, it still has 2 sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkin Chunker Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 (edited) If all your friends were going to jump off a cliff, it'd be a good idea for you to join them. Edited September 16, 2011 by Punkin Chunker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foilhat Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 More? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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