paul788 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Biker Humor A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Biker Humor A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....." *push* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miranda Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 (edited) I mis-read. never mind Edited February 2, 2011 by Miranda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolex Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Now that' s sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Sure, the biker didn't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Thats an oops Im sure it could have been worse Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Paul, My parents want to know what kind of bike you got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcarter Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Biker Humor A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....." *push* Ditto! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Hefta Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Thats an oops Im sure it could have been worse Jim A lot worse!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gohuskers Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyZip Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Thats an oops Im sure it could have been worse Jim A lot worse!! :roflol: True, so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocknLoad Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I never saw it coming...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedog Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 If it's too good to be true.......well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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