Michael Fletcher

You people just wont let the Astro Glide comments rest. Here's one for you, WGMATATS. Theres hundres more. Ross and Pat are good at coming up with them.

Well, lets not go nuts, Duane. I meen what is normal any ways...I pride myself on NOT being normal.

Good Luck Brian. Pat has plan on using a friend computer well he's out there. The plan was for him to post daily reports on how the match is going. And once he signs on you know that he'll answer all the post.

Well our beloved Medicine Man, A.K.A. Pat Harrison, left for the CND Nationals this morning. We dragged are butts out of bed a 0430 to get him to the airport. He had a surprisingly easy time getting his guns on the plane. If fact they just didn't seem to care at all. The match starts on July 5th 0800. And once Pat done shooting the National he will be off to Area 1. Lets all wish him good luck. He has promised that he will give a running commentary on how the match is going and tell us all the cool stories about the night live. So take it away Pat, what stories do you so far?

Don't worry I wont take out a contract on you...Just hope that my mother dosen't read this post. She mit have something to say about your comment. Remember what her moto is "Don't get mad, get even"

Nik, Congrats on the new house...But I think we need to talk about your selection of colours. I hope you will still have enough money for shooting now that you have a mortgage payment.

God NO!!! But Pat is did switch me over to the Dark Side. It's so much more fun over here.

My last girlfriend said that was my problem...lol I haven't tried the tea cup drill yet but one that I have used a lot in the past is running well holding a glass of water out infront of you like you would hold a gun. My movement has gotten a lot smoother.

Chriss, come over to the Dark Side young Jedi knight!! P.S. Just wait untill you find out who my father is... (Edited by Michael Fletcher at 5:53 pm on June 30, 2001)

THIS IS A REALLY QUICK ONE!! MIND TRICK? (Or not) Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)........ What is: 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down. QUICK! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down. Keep going. You're thinking of a carrot, right? If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

O.K. my spelling and grammar maybe bad, but at least people can understand what I am saying. How about in your spare time (which I know you have a lot of), You write a dictionary for us.

It's a good thing I don't work on my computer naked or else Jon would just sit there watching me. I feel dirty...I need a shower. Jon stop looking at me that way!

Pat...'69 Charger...Just like the General Lee!! Here find this sit for you Pat http://www.thefastandthefurious.com (Edited by Michael Fletcher at 4:25 pm on June 29, 2001)

Lets be honest Pat...We all know that you will find a computer out west and will check in once and a wail. At least you better, It's the only way I will hear the real story of how the match is going. Go Luck and kick some ONT. ASS!!!!!

I made the video when I was young and needed the money...so get of my back. But ofcourse if you are interested I can make a few more copies. I like all of the ideas people have. I only have one problem...I you took everything listed in these post, you will need to hire a moving company to get you to the range.

You people just wont leave Astro Glide allow will you. One thing that ended up in my range bag by accident was tape. Both scotch and electrical. Several time this has come in handy. And I will agree with the band aids. If you are on course or teaching one, someone will always get cut. Just ask Pat. I believe there's a post on the site some where about a strange grip...Band-Aids will be needed if you try it.

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Well I have one hell of an attitude...Does this mean my performance will go up?

Don't worry Pat I allready lnow about it...And by the way I have your bottle of Slide Glide at home. I'm sure you will be needing it on Friday night.

Thanks Pat...It's always nice to have you on my side. And one more thing...BITE ME!!!

Others are just gifted with being a smart ass...Who owns this one...Pat do you have an answer?

If talent is god gift to me, then he owes me one...Because people keep telling me that I'm a no talent boob. Just ask around.

He's one lucky man...I can hardly wait until they do a movie together. Now that will an instant classic. You will have to beat people away with a stick!

If your looking for a good nap, Go see 'Snatch'. I'm pretty sure I heard people snoring.

I made the mistake of 'Not picking up the gun.' It took almost four month to get back in the habbit of dry firing and just getting to the range. I lost a lot. Lost the feel of the gun. I'am just getting back onto it. Falling into the rut cost me a good part a season. Do your best to keep some sort of rotine.